beetlemama1970
Now seriously, stay with this. My 15 year old picked this up in a charity shop for 25p and said "I bet this is horrible" - so we bought it to laugh at it over the half term holidays. We watched this today, all three of us as "family time" while we ate spaghetti - its possibly the worse thing I've ever seen, I'm not even sure if my husband is still alive. HOWEVER you must watch it to the end because you will not be expecting that. The best part which they very thoughtfully paused for me while I went to get dessert (I tried) was when Sparky, our 21 year old 8 year old "hero" went to get some body modification and while he was screaming in the background the most FU bird I've ever seen flew over the scene, I thought my son was going to choke to death on his spaghetti, watch the wings. This is very helpfully in the "scene selection" section so you can watch it as many times as you like. Watch it to the end where it takes a Dexteresque turn for the very disturbing. Overall, I don't regret the 40 minutes of physical pain I endured as it led us here to laugh at the amazing reviews, which is probably why you're here. Welcome to the club, we're like plane crash sole survivors, no one will ever understand what we went through. They'll be a group therapy session at the main street YMCA main hall Thursday at 10, see you there.
Big Chungie
Deep lore. Beautiful visuals. Plot twists that keep you on your seat. Amazingly-written characters. Yes, you heard it here, folks. This is my favorite anime. Sword Art Online? Attack on Titan? Once Punch Man? Dragonball Z? They don't even have the right to exist when put up against this anime. Honestly, if you don't think this is a good anime, then you need to go study up sister. This is definitely something yo should give a go. It's underrated, well-created, and beautiful. Lightning McQueen? A poser when compared to Sparky the car. You guys honestly need to check yourselves if you watch Cars instead of this masterpiece. This is, indeed, the best anime to ever exist.
Emily Geffre
this movie is awfully awesome in so many ways. if you have absolutely nothing to do and love making fun of stuff, watch this movie along with every other Michael Schelp movie. sparky is a car with no life that gets some tattoos and horns. the character that you will want to kill is speedy. she has the most annoying voice i have ever heard. i really wish the ax wielding truck had killed her in the badlands (for some reason the badlands are flat). she seemed dead and should have been for being crushed and cut for several minutes. i love this movie due to the repetitiveness, violence not fit for kids, and the most annoying movie character ever.
pombearking
this is a short animated cartoon designed for kids,it integrates classic life lessons onto a child, these life lessons are hard to learn for the child car as there is another car implying classic peer pressure relating to real life. It uses the visual representation of cars instead of people for the fun side of things for kids but as good as the animating was the cartoon defiantly had is bad points, the story was rushed and too fast paced for children, the mistakes and peer pressure forced on the child was of that of a teenagers in witch children who watch will have no idea about and the child car never seemed to be disciplined correctly. In my opinion im not sure what age group this film is aimed at but if you have young children showing them this may teach them about listening to there parents and about peer pressure.
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