comet_104
The first thing that I noticed about the movie is the bad acting. Specifically Robert Olding and Jessica Landon. Robert Olding was a tad bit better than the rest of the cast but not much. Jessica Landon seriously needs to take some acting lessons. The rest of the crew can follow. Danielle Bitton looked like a soft porn starlet. The second thing that noticed about the movie was the scene jumping. One scene jumped to the next and made no sense. I felt like quitting the movie because of this. I decided to stick with it to see if the ending would tie the plot together as it usually does in movies that make absolutely no sense. This one didn't. The Polaroid taken of Jacob and Carmen being married absolutely did not jive with the ending showing Jacob being on death row for 12 years because he molested Carmen and accidentally kills her as a child. I am as confused about what was really going on in the movie at the end as I was in the beginning. If this movie had better actors, producers, directors and writers to change the terrible script it could be a real box office hit. Oh and change the name to something that jives more with the movies instead of "A Secret Handshake". The movie plot never revealed how this came to be the name of the movie.Martin Scorcese should give Harsha Wardhan some serious directing tips.
iandhot
Bad Acting, Bad directing. The cinematography is really haphazardly done with no consistent linkage from one scene to the next. The acting is extremely fake for all the actors. I reckon the only good acting done was the bloody tongue wiggling on the floor. There is definitely no flow in this movie. Furthermore, within the first 5 minutes of the movie, one will definitely know that the movie has been done on the cheap. With all this negativity, I have to say that the leading actress who is Jacob's wife is extremely good looking and if I have to say so..she doesn't seem to fit the role as an actress. She seems more like a model who's confused. Jacob the lead actor does a disgusting job especially when shown tied up to the bed. His acting seems extremely fake. I don't recommend watching this movie unless you've seen all the movies in this world and are bored stiff.
RenderMeRandom
This movie was t e r r i b l e! The acting was...*shudder*. And that's a shudder in a bad way FYI. The receptionist at Jacob's workplace was probably the best act in the entire film. Jacob's relationship with his hot, young wife is far from believable, and the "scary, suspenseful" scenes made me laugh out loud. The love scenes looked like something from a softcore porn channel (oh yes, I know)Better acting can be found in the Incident in Lake County.If I could bash this movie any more, I would. I just lack the vocabulary, grammar, and time*shakes head*
myloveincruz
This movie feels like it was a senior art school project conceived and executed on too much acid. If it had been 15 minutes long I might have appreciated it as amusing but thankfully it went on long enough to exhibit every possible limitation of writing, acting and directing ability that this team could share. With a bit more effort at emotion on the "actors" parts, that is if they weren't just friends of the director, it could have claimed to be camp. I guess I watched the whole thing, while asking myself why many times, because I couldn't give up hope that there was some point to my torture only to be rewarded with an ending just a couple steps up from it was just a dream, on the triteometer. And what's up with both the director and writer having the same first name: Harsha? Is that Hindi for, 'Don't make a movie with a someone who's also named Harsha'?
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