As_Cold_As_Ice
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen (on par with Manos), but at the same time, was extremely entertaining.I mean, half of the 68 minutes movie was random softcore porn. And the other half was quite strange. For one, I didn't have a huge problem with the technical aspects of the movie, other then a few annoying effects. The camera work wasn't awful, neither was the lighting, or sound. Sure, it looked low budget, but that isn't a huge problem.The acting/plot makes up for it. The acting in this is painful, and I can't imagine a worse actor then the guy playing Anus' father. One scene towards the start with Anus watching his cartoons (terrible CGI 3D animation that looked like a school project) while his dad tries to talk to him is more cringe worthy than a whole season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.The plot is some stupid crap as well, something to do with Anus making a deal with the devil to make him a "beautiful man", and now random people want to kill him. Between the scenes of porn, you forget just what the hell is happening.This is one real clusterf@ck of a movie, but that's what makes it so funny. If you can laugh at stupid things like awful acting, retarded characters, low budget gore (a small knife can take off a hand with one slash?!?!) and ridiculous scenarios, give Anus a chance. Otherwise, totally ignore this review, and pretend you ever heard the words Anus McGillicutty.
Grahamsky
Anus Magillicutty takes movie-making to a new low; this motion picture is far and away the worst ever made. Unlike other terrible movies like "Manos: the Hands of Fate" or "You Got Served," "Anus Magillicutty" is not even remotely humorous in its absurdity. Sitting through this film made me feel like my soul was filth unworthy of its existence. The dialogue is so awkward that it makes you cringe, praying for death as an escape. Even the gratuitous T&A (which abounds throughout) couldn't save this film from being complete trash, which is a testament to how abominable it really is. There is absolutely no plot, no character development, and ninety percent of the movie is filler. There is a scene of two naked women sucking on a banana for literally five minutes. Two five year-old children with a camera could make a better film than this POS. I am utterly ashamed that I paid fifteen dollars to have my soul stolen by "Anus Magillicutty."
mdefalla
Anus Magillicutty is not the worst film ever made. It tried to be, but it failed. To truly be the worst movie ever made this film would have to excel in something---bad production, bad acting, bad script, etc.---but quite frankly I've seen much, much, much worse. This film excels at nothing but rather ends up being mediocre and boring.Anus is a film that happens when a bunch of self-absorbed frat boys get bored and decide to make a movie as an excuse to hang out with friends, have fun, and get women naked for the camera (as if frat boys need an excuse for these aforementioned things).Which brings me to Tempe, Arizona, the film's location: A lonely place, for sure (as evidenced by Anus's ex-girlfriend's review of the film, check the reviews for Anus Magillicutty on IMDb if you don't believe me). Tempe is hot enough to be hell but not interesting enough for Satan to actually make a personal appearance. Hence the reason why this movie is #1 on the IMDb Bottom 250 (at the moment). Apparently there is something of a "movement" (probably among fraternities) to get this movie voted into the worst slot on IMDb. In my mind this is an attempt to somehow make Tempe more exciting. "Hey, we are home of the worst movie ever!" Sorry Tempe, you're going to have to try harder than that. For right now you'll always be "That place where the Meat Puppets are from," but face it: They left town when the going got good.
bobolikesbananas
Some films are declared bad because they follow formulas, present ridiculously implausible events, or just fall flat on the screen. These are the films that deserve the name "bad movie". There are others which just don't stir anything in the viewers and flood the senses with under-dramatized filler, what Hitchcock fans might describe as "impure cinema". Anus Maguillicutty is fits neither one of these, it grabs you by the throat and challenges you to watch it with anything less than passionate, gut-wrenching feeling. This is by all rights a great film. Small wonder that the viewers either love it or hate it, but nobody feels in between. That is the inherent risk of creating any great work of art, and you have to keep this in mind while watching a film so irreverent and slapsticky on the surface.
AD
