Meghan Barriger
I couldn't help but laugh when I seen this film is on the bottom 100. I thought I was the only person who had been fooled into thinking this was an actual movie, not just a guy walking around a cornfield for two hours. The only reason I picked this movie from off the shelf at the video store a few years back was the pretty sweet scarecrow on the cover. Obviously they spent all their money on the image of the DVD box rather than the actual film. Not only did watching it feel like a lobotomy, guess what, it didn't feature ANY scarecrows. I want to know how this movie managed to make its way into any video store. No, actually I want to know who actually thought this would make for a good film at all? Do you think the director actually thought this was something more than a steaming pile of crap when he reviewed it?
foulshot34
I am going to start off by saying that I am a fan of cheesy, bad horror movies. I enjoy making fun of them. If you also enjoy doing that, DON'T GET THIS MOVIE. There is absolutely nothing to make fun. The acting is horrible, the plot..well there is no plot really, and the dialogue between the characters is a joke. Shy Walker, a "psychic father" basically runs around a cornfield for 2 hours screaming "Girls, can you hear me??". He even beats up a teenager in a Halloween mask, which I assume was thrown in to scare us? The daughters, are extremely annoying because they scream at everything, seriously. After an hour of seeing the cornfield from various camera angles and lighting (an attempt to make the cornfield seem more scary or exciting?) he digs a hole for like 20 minutes, escapes from two cops, and well.... to be honest with you I couldn't finish the last twenty minutes. It was horrible, it just dragged on... So please if you feel you are one of those people who get bad horror movies just to laugh at them, you wont be able to make ANY jokes.
Joe McIntosh
My friend Zac rented this movie free of charge since his mom works at a rental store. I still feel ripped off, since I won't ever be able to get those 100 minutes of my life back. Having watched the first "Dark Harvest" the night prior to this viewing, I expected to at least see a crappy remake of the first film. Wrong.There isn't a single scarecrow in the movie (unless you count the one of the cover of the box), nor are there any real death scenes. The movie got its R rating from an 8 year old girl screaming "god d**n" at her father.There is no amount of tequila that could make this movie bearable. Believe me, we tried.
xkindofcheesyx
This movie was horrendous... It had absolutely nothing to do with Dark Harvest. And the DVD was very misleading because it showed a scarecrow and a scythe, neither of which appeared in this movie.The beginning was a jumble of random scenes that, most of which, had nothing to do with the movie, except that they sort of show that the man is psychic... but not too well...After the first 10 minutes of the movie there is an hour of just the man character looking for his daughters. It gets vaguely interesting when the daughters meet two girls who died the year before. But that's the extent of it.And why, might i ask, was this movie rated R? There were two drops of blood and 4 curse words. And how on earth did it get into a video store?? This movie was poorly acted, poorly filmed, poorly written, and overall horribly executed.
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