Thomas Adams
This is literally the worst movie I've ever seen in my life, I felt like my eyes were being raped for an hour and 37 minutes. The characters have the ugliest character designs known to man. Everything looks like playdough and slime. The story is generic and terrible. This movie has the worst editing in the history of movies. There is random musical numbers that are just generic rock/pop songs. If I watched this as a child, I would have nightmares for months. This movie is proof God doesn't exist.
orangedrake
This movie is honestly kind of amazing. The dwegons appear to have been intentionally designed to be ugly and I think they're still uglier than the animators meant them to be. Most of them have textures that look like a combination of spackle and used gum. By contrast, the humans all look textureless and unfinished except for their weirdly lavish metallic hair. The cat may be the single worst thing I've seen produced by modern CGI.The actual plot involves dwegons being house-fairies to a family fixing up an old house to turn into an inn. That and exposition dumps about what dwegons are takes up about half the movie. Then jewel thieves show up, end up wandering into the dwegon world under the hotel, and release the "main" villain who is in a single ten minute fight scene which contains some of the most confusing editing I've ever seen.This is a movie that is mostly made of barely related scenes that don't entirely make sense, terrible musical numbers, and donuts. I wouldn't recommend this movie unless you've got some friends who like to MST3K movies. It's probably perfect for that.
sophiagumm
This film will delight the young and the Young at Heart. It is a film about friendship, teamwork, love and the little Dwegon characters are so cute they are sure to steal your heart.DWEGONLAND is so magical and colorful and a cool place for the kids in your life to visit.SOPHIA SO DWEGON ROCKS!!!! She will leave you singing and dancing and craving donuts.The beautiful musical score stays in your heart and mind. The memorable melody and words of Promise of the Rainbow delivers a message of hope light and encouragement.I strongly recommend this film for your video library.
Deku Link
Where do I even begin? -The animation is terrible and the characters lips don't even move with what they're saying.-The bad guys are introduced within 10 minutes. They're Russian. And part of the mafia. And trying to steal a priceless jewel. How cliché can it be? -Later in the film, a NEW bad guy is introduced for no apparent reason -There are no leprechauns WHAT. SO. EVER. -The moving plot point is a family moving into their old relatives home who dies of a heart attack. Did I mention that this happens 7 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE?!?!? The entire movie is just terrible, and shouldn't even be on Netflix. I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would ever give this a review higher than 1 star.
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