djfrost-46786 I grew up on this movie. Seen it over and over again as a kid growing up. Shame on me that I never knew that Marlboro Man was Don Johnson. Micky I always thought in this movie looked and sounded like Bruce Willis. Today I still think so. That being said, I'm sad to say this is just an average movie.

Scott Dube The film is not good. Harley takes 47.75 minutes to reload a six shot revolver and keeps shaking the darn thing around. Don Johnson has shown me who Mathew McChounahay or however the hell you spell his name truly wants to be. Baldwin's acting in the sketchy somehow magically bulletproof pervert flasher style trench coat is horrendous. This movie I watched as a comedy it was horrible and actually ticked me off while I was watching it. If you would like to ruin somebodies day than please have them watch this. I was excited because I love older movies but I have no interest in this one. I am writing this last line because I needed more text. -Enjoythe movie :)

Nocturnal Mistress I was a little bit skeptical when I purchased this DVD with the reviews I've read. I'm a Mickey Rourke fan, so I decided to take my chances. Needless to say I am not disappointed! I was expecting a film specifically made for male audiences only but it turns out both sexes can appreciate just how great movies used to be in the 80s and early 90s. The frequent one-liners were hilarious and at times though provoking. The action is just right and not over the top and the plot line was even decent. I give it a 7 out of 10. I sometimes wonder if Mickey Rourke looks back upon his sexy looks and regrets all that he's put his face and body through!

Mr-Fusion Don Johnson steals this movie. I suspect one can use that statement as a barometer for gauging their interest in this particular film (no disrespect intended, Mr. Johnson).Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson star as the titular characters, respectively. When their favorite bar comes under threat of foreclosure, the two cowboys hatch a scheme to rob the bank for the $2.5 million needed for the lease renewal. But instead of money, the truck is carrying Crystal Dream - a high-potency drug of the future. Harley and Marlboro run into more trouble when the owner of the bank (bad-guy-for-hire Tom Sizemore) sends gunmen (led by the bored Daniel Baldwin) to recover his stolen drugs.Essentially a modern re-telling of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" takes place (primarily) in a not-too-distant future Los Angeles (5 years, to be exact), where hit men wear Kevlar trenchcoats, cars have barcode license plates, and the city of Burbank is an international airport.The film has the look and feel of your average early '90s action movie, although said action proceeds in fits and starts. And it doesn't help matters that the villains don't seem very threatening. I think this is where the film suffers most from a lackluster script. Tom Sizemore is fantastic at playing annoyed, but doesn't go any further than that. And Daniel Baldwin is just a stalking robot with a big gun, but his glassy-eyed stare gives the impression that he'd rather be somewhere else. Mickey Rourke has the same problem. It's my understanding that Rourke took the role for the money (and now regrets that decision) ... and it shows. Rourke's just going through the motions here. Any camaraderie that the lead characters are supposed to have suffers for this reason. Don Johnson's the only one having any fun here. He's the charming of the two, invests some energy into his character and he tends to steal every one of his scenes because of it. Indeed, Johnson ends up looking like the only one who cares about what is otherwise just a "paycheck movie". Still, the film retains a certain watchability. I still can't put my finger on why, but for a film that, on its surface, seems like a disposable affair, I still wouldn't mind sitting through it again. Mostly for Don Johnson.6.5/10