Ben Parker
Look, I was blown away by this movie. Your expectations should be set pretty low and cheesy according to the title, so I couldn't believe how much exploitation fun this delivered. This goes way above the "so bad its good" films, this is clearly satire, intentionally satirical, and it delivers Chainsaws, Hookers and a hard-boiled Hollywood crime reporter. Plenty of boobs and blood, excellent picture quality on the blu ray from the Slasher Classics Collection in the UK that has clearly not been monkeyed with because some flaws in the print can be seen, which is terrific. Audio is a bit disappointing, probably because of the low budget production conditions, but its pretty muddy and difficult to hear. There's a rockin' soundtrack that still sounds good though. Overall amazing. A+++
Cody Rapp (biscutbuu69)
An American comedy horror slasher exploitation b-movie from 1988 from the director of 'Invisible mom' 1 and 2 as well as 'Super Shark' oh man those movies sucked, and tonight's movie is 'Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers'.This movie is about Jack Chandler is a private eye tracking down Samantha the runaway. In his travels, he comes across a gang of chainsaw wielding prostitutes that like to carve people up for their cult.So if you couldn't tell by the title, plot or the fact that his movie currently holds a 4/10 average on IMDb this film is not for everyone, its cheesy, goofy, funny, original, sexy, violent and very much watchable. the acting and writing is laughable, the effects are again laughable. the camera work is pretty okay along with the soundtrack and sound mix, the lighting is good. Um negatives? Not at gory as I would have liked it to be, its not as ridiculous as I would have liked it to be but its still pretty funny with not just because the film is badly written either but the jokes are actually kinda original and clever. On the gore meter from one to ten One being something like 'The Corpse Grinders' and Ten being something like 'Braindead'. 'Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers' is a 5 there's blood and gore and limbs.The film is a fun flick to watch I'd suggest it to b-movie fans 4/5
KGB-Greece-Patras
Hehe, apart from chainsaw-horror completists, this should also be viewed by silly b-movie/exploitation fans. With quite enough blood and at times funny quotes, this is for an easy night with friends and beer.
Again, don't take this for serious horror because that;s not the case! Serious horror fans could actually hate this.
Dr. Gore
*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*All B-movie fans should see this movie. Even if you can't make it through the whole thing, the best scene is in the first ten minutes. Michelle Bauer strips while dancing to Elvis. She gets her room ready for some chainsaw action while naked. She's putting plastic sheeting over her Elvis painting, putting on a shower cap so she doesn't get blood in her hair, etc. See Michelle's naked body drenched in blood while she's holding a chainsaw! B-movie nirvana!Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley make this movie happen. Bauer has an unbelievably tight body. I could watch that strip scene over and over. OK, I admit it. I have watched it over and over. Mmmm...Hookers chainsawing. And I don't know what it is about Linnea Quigley. She has got this great body with this innocent little face. It works. Her dance of the two chainsaws at the end is another highlight. The outfit she wore during her dance is something special. They both get naked in the flick as do a number of other women. You can't go wrong. OK, sure. They may not be the greatest actresses in the world. So what? They get an A+ in my book for getting into the swing of things and embracing the art of being a Chainsaw Hooker.The detective who was investigating the chainsaw murders had some funny lines. The best line? Michelle and the detective are at a bar. She says, "Jack? I'm going to **** your brains out." The Detective thinks to himself: "I didn't like the sound of that."If you like B-movies about hookers with chainsaws, you've got to see this flick!
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