Leofwine_draca INFESTED is a low budget B-movie chock-full of absolutely appalling CGI effects of swarming flies and the likes, but overall it's a fun little movie that will appeal to fans of the genre. The slim storyline involves a group of buddies (thankfully adults rather than teenagers, for a change) who meet up for a few beers at a remote house in the countryside. Unfortunately for them, a swarm of killer flies is in the area, turning victims into zombies in a bid to take over the human race.This film is ridiculous as it sounds, which is no mean feat, but it's also fast paced and frequently amusing. It's a gory little number with all manner of bodily dismemberment to recommend it, and aside from those godawful CGI flies the special effects are pretty cool. If you're not impressed by them, you'll be laughing at them at the very least.The acting is poor and the characters are one-dimensional, but then you'd expect that from a B-movie like this. Of the cast, only Zach Galligan (GREMLINS) is familiar, and he's the star of centrepiece icky moment in a bathroom which is guaranteed to stir the stomachs of all but the most hardened horror fans. For cheesy, grisly B-movie fun along the likes of TICKS or MOSQUITO, INFESTED is the place to go.

TheLaryCrews The straight-to-DVD film "Infested" is bad in ways that should make it required viewing in film schools where other beginners could learn from it. The mistakes propagated by first-time writer/director Josh Olsen are fixable given experience and study and fledgling filmmakers would do well to avoid these errors.Directors who steal directly from good films often claim that their film is a homage. Occasionally, this is true. More often, it is just plagiarism.Writers who fail to convince an audience to suspend disbelief often claim that their script is merely taking a satiric swipe at the conventions of the genre. More often, it is just that the writer is handling the genre conventions badly."Infested" begins at the funeral of a 30-something and moves quickly to the only other location in the film, a house out in the middle of nowhere somewhere on Long Island. For an interminable 20 minutes or so the cast banters back and forth in an awkward montage set to 80s music which could be seen as a homage to "The Big Chill" except that "The Big Chill" had interesting conversation against a backdrop of great music. To attempt a homage to "The Big Chill," you need memorable dialog. Instead, we get such patently obvious and sub-par exchanges as this: Mindy: (To a grown man named Warren) "Look at that a**. Hmmm. I hate to see you leave but I still love to watch you go." Carl: "Geez. Mindy. Subtle, much?" Warren: Hey, Mindy, how you doing'?" Mindy: "Good. Do you know you are even hotter than you were back then." Warren: "Thank you." Carl: "So what am I? Chopped liver?" Warren: "You look surprisingly good for a married man, Carl." Carl: "You're a shameless hussy. You know that, right?" Mindy: "Uh-huh. What are you going to do about it?"This dialog is especially inane because it's not the way a woman talks; it's the way a film school geek hanging with his buds at Starbucks wishes a woman would talk.Bob, played by Jack Mulcahy who got his start in the two classic films, Porky's and Porky's II: The Next Day, lucks out. He gets to drive off the picture for about an hour, a deal no doubt set up by his agent. His motivation? He doesn't like the other people in the house. Talking aloud to himself (another beginning writer's mistake) as he drives away in his SUV, he clarifies this point for the audience. "They're a bunch of f***ing hypocrites. Bunch of f***ing people with all this bullshit going on and… F***! F***!" Finally, a good half-hour into the film, something actually happens. Mindy (played by Nahanni Johnstone who was a successful model in Europe before moving to New York to study acting.) comes out of the water wearing shorts but naked from the waist up. She proves that not all actresses have surgically-enhanced breasts, Any reason for this nudity? Nope. Just that the horny screenwriter always wanted to see a women come out of the water with naked breasts. Nothing to do with the plot. She puts her skimpy top back on. (The skimpy top she could have worn into the water since she got her shorts wet anyhow.)In rather rapid succession, we get a neck slashed open, a severed head, a crow bar impaling, nasty razor blade surgery on a leg, a body cut in half, a self-inflicted neck crack, and a burned face! Sadly, the special effects (which often resemble Raisinettes flying at the audience) ARE a homage; back to the day when such effects were done badly.Another "lonely screenwriter" addition to the script is the fact that one woman decides (in the middle of the most horrible zombie attack in recent memory) to go upstairs and take a shower. Take a shower! Why? So the director can attempt a cross-reference to both Hitchcock's "The Birds" and "Psycho" with none of the style of either of those films. Oh yeah, and so he can get another woman to be naked.Olsen's shortcomings as a writer were also apparent in his over-dependence on a popular four letter word and the fact that he assigned such odd assemblages as "Calm the f*** down!" to three different characters at three different times.The illogic of the screenplay also permitted the rapidly-dwindling cast to come to the conclusion that the zombies are scared of light even though they are standing in bright sunlight and then that they are killed by a particular song from the 80s. After continuing efforts to scare off the zombies (even using - I'm not making this up - torches, at one point) fail to work, even Jesse, (played by Amy Jo Johnson, the former Pink Ranger of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers) finds it difficult to keep a straight face while discovering the explanation for the horde of bugs who haven't had a decent job since Irwin Allen's awful 1978 bomb, "The Swarm.""Infested" is a lousy film for a lot of reasons but it's difficult to blame the cast who work gamely to try to make the dialog sound real.One bright spot in the film is Robert Duncan McNeill (Eric) a handsome, very together blue-eyed blonde who probably managed to get through this crap because he has a secure career as a director of episodic TV (Star Trek: Voyager, Dawson's Creek, Enterprise and Everwood). The other bright spot was Camilla Overbye Roos (Robin) who played Helga Dahl in one of the most successful films of all time, "Titanic." No doubt, being in "Infested" gave her a very familiar sinking feeling of impending doom.

Delluvian This is without doubt one of the worst films ever made. There is absolutely nothing about this film that doesn't stink. The only positive thing one can say about it is that it's funny. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. As if the hopeless acting wasn't enough, the rules seem to change all the time. If something doesn't fit with the plot, let's change it for just one scene. And the effects? Don't even get me started! Seriously! The so-called effects aren't good for anything other than laughs. But then again, that goes for the entire film. Bad acting, bad directing, bad script, bad film. If you want to watch a crappy horror-film, just for the laughs, this is the film you want. If you want to see a film that is actually worth seeing, go for something else...

kintod This Movie is so funny. In a bad way. The special effects were "special in their own special way," one of my favorite scenes is when the house blows up, if you look at it it looks like its done in Appleworks. The bugs eye effect is really weird and is in both iMovie and the free movie editing thing that comes with a PC. The CGI was also a good laugh, with the flies. Somebody from the 70's could have a good laugh at these effects. The Acting was also pretty damn funny, I think the only requirement to get cast is being able to open your mouth wide enough so that they don't have to edit it. The Characters were dumb and didn't seem real enough and the zombies were funny looking. I liked the dancing zombie scene. and this was seriously filmed by a group of kids with camcorders. The production costs for this movie were low... very low.Over all don't waste your money on this, but if you want a good laugh and there isn't anything else on, go for it!