Evil_Fred
too be honest after 5 minutes of watching i was thinking - wow, this was made in 2000/2001 but they somehow fashioned it in one of the most low budget 70 's B movie . grind-house productions I've ever seen. it was quite an eye fest , and to be honest quite a feat as well. And since i love B movies and grind-house flicks, i enjoyed myself quite a bit during JCVH.if you enjoy low budget movies (and i mean low low budget) with a zing and some original scripting i totally recommend this one!Enjoy - .evil Fred
alexsafc123
I enjoyed everything about this film from start to finish. This should become an instant cult classic if it hasn't already. In the past I haven't even been a big fan of musicals or any B movies full stop, but I cannot fault this film. Even the concept of it is so ridiculously ludicrous that I knew it was going to be brilliant.The fight scenes, stop motion and all, were honestly quite impressively choreographed and some of the jokes were incredibly funny such as the line "If I'm not back in five minutes, call the pope".I would recommend this film to anyone as it contains a little bit of something for everyone; action, comedy, musical and a bit of horror.
dareed-2
This could possibly be, no, most definitely was the most incredible waste of 52 minutes. Yes, the movie is actually 85 minutes total running time. 52 is when I tossed up my hands in utter defeat. Clearly a movie meant to entertain only the eight people involved in the film making process. The amateur filmmakers probably get the last laugh though, knowing full well they were trying to pass off a piece of crap as a potential cult classic. I was hoping for a refreshing and fun comedy about Jesus hunting vampires. How could that possibly yield anything other than hilarity? They found a way to suck out any sort of humor from a winning comedic combination. However, if you have a school boy fascination with lesbians, blasphemy, lame acting and repetitive scenes then this is the movie for you! I kept hoping that maybe there was a sense of irony, an extended metaphor or an allusion to deeper work, anything to give the film a shred of interest and I was simply over-looking it, but I really, really, really, doubt it. Please prove me wrong. Help me feel better about my 52 minutes.
kreagan82
Okay, this movie is horribly acted and the story is ridiculous. I could never take this movie seriously. But if you take a couple of your close and creative friends and make comments through the whole movie - Mystery Science Theater 3000 style - this movie can be quite fun. The dialogue is extremely out there - not to mention the story. Lesbian Vampires, hot Jesus with ear piercing AND ninja fighting ability, and a hot women in a leather attire. It's just silly!I need to add in more text. Anyways, it's the new millennium and Jesus must fight the forces of evil that are praying on lesbians. Where did all the lesbians go? I don't know. But Jesus will find out with his ninja kick and holy water.
AD
