Adam
It took me 3 tries to sit through it. At one point I threw an empty bottle across the room when I saw that I still had 55 minutes left in it.Johnny Depp's shtick is wearing thin. I can't not see Tommy Wiseau all over Johnny Depp's continually sloppier and slurrier Jack Sparrow.The romances were just... bad. Like these might work in a different setting or story but not in this one.I saw everything in the plot coming about 20-40 minutes early.Like, this movie was even too boring to be background nonsense while I played Roller Coaster Tycoon on my phone and ate mini donuts.One of the biggest issues is how Jack Sparrow has just the most insane plot armour. Nothing hurts him. Not jumping off a cliff. Not jumping off a tower. Not any of that ridiculous chase scene. Not any of the moronic escape scene.It was endearing when like some minor level of absurd hijinks worked in his favour, but its too many bananas when Jack is Assassin's Creed-ing across the landscape where every action creates a cascade of other actions that perfectly create the exact calamity and circumstances for the wacky outcome to happen flawlessly. And then to follow it with a joke thats basically Jim Halpert staring into the camera.Sometimes the human kickstarted rube goldberg machine is fun. But not in almost every chase/escape/action sequence. Less is more. Ant-Man doesn't have Michael Pena doing his story telling gag 2, 3, 5, 69 times a film.Sword fights are cool.
adonis98-743-186503
Jack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is close on story and spirit like the Original plus finally Sparrow acts more like himself than the previous 2 installments cause he blows things up, fights an entire army and even his love Angelica also let's not forget how awesome Blackbeard was as a villain and showcasing zombie fied pirates alongside a super sword that controls an entire ship? Was pretty clever and finally the plot made more sense this time around.
invisibleunicornninja
This movie is just bad. The other movies in this series are so idiotic that there is entertainment to be found, but this movie, though absurd is just dull. Yes, the acting and effects are good, but overall this movie is just not worth watching.
The Hateful Citizen
The fourth episode of the saga "Pirates of the Caribbean" is disappointing. There is a less impressive Jack Sparrow (I said Jack Sparrow not Johnny Deep), a film with a scenario too simple that doesn't put anything and nobody in value, or even Black Beard that arrives like a hair on the soup, we had never heard of it, and there is also emblematic characters missing, like Will and Elizabeth but also the two pirates of the Black Pearl who were recurrent since the first opus. Finally, the biggest flaw, in my opinion, of this film is that in the title "Pirates of the Caribbean" there is the word "Pirate", so it should happen at sea but however, 70 percent of the film happens on the ground and without the Black Pearl. All this makes this movie an average movie not worth more than 5/10. Définitly the movie too.