bayareamike
This 'film' is so bad and stupid that no one with even an ounce of sanity would write a positive review. Horrible acting, no continuity whatsoever, and feels like a poorly made ultra low-budget film that if high school students made it they would have received an F. This hands down is a film with the most fake reviews i've seen thus far on iMDB
zenoismoe
This movie is no "twisty thriller, with supernatural shades" like one fake review claims, not "clever", "awesome" or "fun"as another one is gonna tell you. this is just the saddest excuse for a movie, as bad as its soundtrack and as "c" as it gets. its also not danny trejos greatest performance, he just holds a machete.. again.feels kinda racist. stupidest, stupidest movie, lacking everything that would make it at least a bearable slasher. bad cg, very braindead writing, trejo and wossisname making their usual faces, some stale slasher story as a backdrop for a wildly uninteresting plot of a stealing chick, who repents her deeds so she can be saved by a dude (whom she stole from. twist). it's as boring as a morning poo, really, you want to read a newspaper. booo, fake reviews, booo!
drdeathforpresident
yawn - that would be the whole review.Beware of movie trailers, in fact, don't watch them anymore. I've learned my lesson. The story, just like the dialogue, is simple and stupid. A runaway gets picked up by a drunk, horny salesman. They end up in a hotel where the dye job blonde whips the salesman with a belt repeatedly (which he oddly enjoys) then ties his ass to a chair. She steals his wallet and his piece of crap car and hightails it outta there. The car, just like the film, runs out of gas. Now comes the B story. Two drug dealers hanging out in a restaurant are popping blue pills that look like Viagra. Where the hell is The Reaper? We are 30 minutes into this and nothing happens except now my eyelids are closing. The blonde backs into the young dealer and somehow they become friends and now she is driving his ass to a liquor store. The dumb ass dealer gets out of the car leaving a bunch of money in her possession so she takes off. Long story short, about 45 minutes into this we are introduced to Danny Trejo's character. The blonde and Danny go back to the hotel. She pulls a gun on Danny and the young drug dude - The Reaper finally shows up again, this time killing everyone in his path and I'm left wondering why? Why didn't anyone kill this dumb broad & why was Danny Trejo's character so damn submissive and forgiving? Come on, Danny Boy. Is it the child support payments?
ohromeo
I'll admit it... I am a sucker for good, low-budget, light B-movie horror thrillers! I don't like them too heavy, complicated, or gruesome. Just some suspense, a few twists here and there, and the required amount of kills minus the grisly bloodshed. If that's a recipe that sounds even remotely appealing, then "Reaper" is definitely for you. The film is actually more of a character thriller than a hard-core horror film, and that is very welcome in my book. In fact, it echoes "From Dusk Til Dawn" in the sense that it starts off as a crime story and then later introduces the survival mode, monster mayhem factor. The top-notch cast add weight to a genre always in need of convincing actors that can carry such material, and a few good, unpredictable developments toward the film's climax make it even more interesting. Overall, this "Reaper" certainly reaps a fun time at the movies.
AD
