aaronbir
i suddenly enjoyed watching this entertaining movie it was really funnythe songs are pretty good i liked the title track and sheila K jawingAKSHAY KUMAR was good AKSHAYE KHANNA was good Katrina is excellent Ara is perfect other were funnynice special guest cameo appearances by salman khan and nil kapoorthis is super-hit for sureAKSHAY KUMAR AND AKSHAYE KHANNA AND KATRINA KAIF ARE ONLY REASONS I GIVEING FIVE STARS
Prashast Singh
Movie: Tees Maar Khan (UA)Note: Parental guidance recommended for kids due to the song "Sheila Ki jawani"Rating: 3.5/5I would review TMK in short, since there is not much to be described about this movie, only except that this movie is an entertainer. The film has good elements like comedy, songs, performances etc but the overdose of comedy, however, acted as a negative point for the movie.Akshay Kumar performed well. He did full justice to his role. The script is not bad at all. Katrina doesn't have anything much to do except for her glamorous part in the song "Sheila Ki jawani". The story and screenplay are also good. Inother words, TMK has a good script and director Farah Khan does justice to it. But however adding too much comedy was bad, otherwise the film was good.The music is good, with songs like "Sheila Ki Jawani" being crowd pullers. I wonder if people were only there in the theatre for watching the song. When the song came, people were delighted and cheered up even more than they did for Akshay Kumar's entry. Seriously they cheered for him as well, thanks to his powerful star presence and the fact that it was a "House full" single screen theatre in which we all were watching the film.But still, despite of whatever the negatives, TMK has its own elements of Masala. There are some bits of comedy which would make you die with laughter. Many might not find it a big entertainer, but yet everyone can pick up what they like, in this film. For those looking for Akshay's comedy can enjoy his comedy, those rushing to cinemas only for the song "Sheila Ki Jawani" can pick it up as their fun element, and those looking for a festive entertainer, like me, can enjoy this film.On the whole,TMK is a one time comedy film that can be watched, but you have to leave your brains at home! I was going to give a rating of 3 out of 5, but a 3.5/5 for the overall presentation. Worth a watch.
Anup Chakraborty
Farah Khan's third installment of masala potboilers, Tees Maar Khan is a total washout! This is nowhere close to Main Hoon Na or for that matter entertaining Om Shanti Om. TMK is entertaining,yes! But only in parts and pieces - while the rest of the film is a dull fare and absolutely senseless. Absurd, weird and utter nonsense! More so, looks like a C grade Bollywood Masala Film and worse - actors like Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif and the rest are too loud in the film that our Ear Buds would need relaxation!Tabrez Khan aka Tees Maar Khan is an internationally wanted con artist infamous for his "half-ROBin Hood" act. He has his three sidekicks who are seen hitting Men! A C-grade film actress as his lady love and a Bollywood Superstar dreaming of an Oscar - are all caricatures of this NO PAISA VASOOL film! Heavily inspired by an Italian film, 'After the Fox'. And how is 'After the Fox' plagiarized by Shirish Kunder and made into a Farah Khan film is thus:TMK is been hired to rob a train that has worth crores of wealth. Its an impossible task and to do so, he enacts as a Hollywood Film Director and with a Superstar (Akshay Khanna) plans to shoot a film at the village wherein the train passes and they plan to stop the train as a part of their film shoot! And the rest, you can easily guess!A story which has immense possibilities of comedy is reduced to actors trying buffoonery - something often mistaken by filmmakers as guaranteed laughter. Everyone in the film overacts and are desperate for every act! Looks like Farah and Kundar purposely gave such freedom to the actors and told them - do what you want to do! Salman in a Qawwal and Anil Kapoor towards the climax are just a treat to watch! Now, tell me - Do you actually want to C this C grade film? If there is something that is worth watching, is just the C-eela Ki Jawaani! which deserves to be of a repeat value in the Big Screen!Overall, there is nothing gr8 about this film, and can be watched at your leisure when it hits the Small Screen pretty soon! And yes, Farah - Shah Rukh KHAN guarantee Hits and Blockbusters to you, but a Tees Maar KHAN't, and that is damn sure!
GaneshKSalian
Tees Maar Khan directed by Farah Khan,is awful.If Razzies were held in India,Tees Maar Khan would have surely got nominated for all the categories and even win all the awards.I feel pity on Akshay Kumar,a very talented actor,who directors simply sign because he is a big star and make a waste out him.As for Katrina Kaif,I feel sorry for her since she worked so hard for Sheela Ki Jawaani but still the movie flopped.Akshaye Khanna is a supreme talent wasted in this junk.Story: Tees Maar Khan revolves around conman Tabrez Mirza Khan (TMK, Akshay Kumar) who has been a criminal since he was young. He was caught in France and was deported back to India. Two police officers Chatterjee (Aman Verma) and Mukherjee (Murli Sharma) took him but he escaped.He is in love with the struggling actress Anya (Katrina Kaif). TMK takes a job from the Johri brothers to rob a non-stop train loaded with precious antiques. He cons the people of Dhulia village into helping him by saying that he will make a historical film about their village. He approaches the greedy but popular actor Aatish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna), who is eager to get the Oscar award and fools him into working in his film. The robbery goes well but all the villagers and Tabrez Mirza Khan get arrested. TMK claims they are innocent, but he gets arrested anyway.The movie is completed and, at the premiere, Aatish, Anya, TMK's mother, Dollar, Soda, Burger and all the villagers walk the red carpet with Tees Maar Khan and the police. After the film, Tees Maar Khan escapes. Later, at his private jet, the Johri brothers enjoy what they got until Tees Maar Khan and his gang throw them out of the plane. The film ends with TMK and his mother becoming rich, Aatish receiving Oscar awards from actor Anil Kapoor, Anya becoming an actress and the whole Dhulia village opening their own saloons, party halls and the village inspector opening a poster signing stall to all the people from America.The story is bad.The screenplay is very bad.The direction is bad.The music is bad.The dialogs are awful.None of the actor's performances are worthy of mention.All in all Tees Maar Khan is awful and painful both combined!I am going to give it a zero on ten(0/10)
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