kapelusznik18 ***SPOILERS*** Re-make of the 1980 horror flick "Terror Train" that has this US wrestling team on its way to Odessa in the Ukraine for a match who get kidnapped on this train run by the evil train conductor Vasyl, Vlentin Ganev, and his boss the zombie like and undernourished looking Dr. Velislava, Koyna Ruseva. As we or the members of the US wrestling team soon find out they the members of the wrestling team, in them being in perfect psychical condition, are candidates for Dr. Velislava's human organ project with them, against their will, being the ones who donate their human organs.That all leads to some of the most gory scenes in the film with the members of the wrestling team being man as well as woman-handled by Dr. Velislava's goons the mentally unbalanced & sadistic duet tag-team of Gregor & Vasily, Ivan Brenev & Nikolay Mutafchiev, as well as her clean-up or mop & sponge man Vlad aka "Big BoBo", Vladimir Valdimirov. It's the straight laced coach of the wrestling team who's motto is never have sex before a wrestling match Coach Harris, Todd Jensen, who gets chopped first! That's by giving into the emaciated looking Dr. Velislava's bathing beauty charms as well as being drugged by her so he can't see straight.****SPOILERS**** With the entire wrestling team kidnapped beaten and eventually chopped up and put into cold storage, for their human organs, it's the plucky Alex or Alexandra, Thora Birch, who finally puts her foot down and takes on Dr. Velislava and her goons single handedly. With all the blood and gore up until then the ending of the movie is even gorier as Alex gets to work by first giving Dr. Velislava a major hot foot as well as torching her mobile, on the train, secret laboratory. With Alex who's barley able to stand up, after the beating she went through, taking out the evil Doctor Velislava and her entire crew she's confronted by the back from the dead "Big BoBo" Vlad whom she had to have the help of a train locomotive to finish him off!

niccixoxo I would love to get inside the minds of anyone who rated this higher than a 2.Anyone who knows about how movies are made should know that even if a company buys a GOD AWFUL script.... they can always CHANGE it. Stanley Kubrick was known to write scripts as he filmed (The Shinning) so.... there is ABSOLUTELY no reason that this story should be this bad. The director can change the script for free. The producers can sit down and change the script, for free. Hell, even actors have thrown their two cents in and made GREAT changes to movies. You don't have to hire a writer to change a bad story into a good one.It's like, everyone on this film really liked it because, you cannot sit up here and tell me that NO ONE working this film had something bad to say about it.1. Scenes were too dark: I'll be 30 soon and I am FULLY embracing gore. Gimme a little light so I can see. I thought the disgusting dissections could have been good, but I could not see them! 2. Good idea, bad execution: Harvesting organs! Yes. On a train... uh. Torture before hand?? No thanks. Whats the point of that? Sooooo, I guess this movie is pointless.3.Wrestlers, not being able to defend themselves?? Well, if their wrestling match was any sign of their fighting skills, then I guess so. I was not intimidated by anyone on the team... The coach told one of them that he couldn't talk unless he won, and the chick lost too, so that's 1 out of 3 victories... I guess they did suck...4. Let's not try to escape... let's just run around like idiots... OKAY! How the hell did they make it into the woods with NO ONE really looking for them and still, one of them gets killed.5. Why was it gross sometimes, but not at other times? Like when harvesting organs they got blood and guts galore! But when a man takes an ax to the belly there is no blood or anything? Why?? So he could do his own stuns??6. No one, tries to help anyone, basically... How are you gonna kill the dude trying to rape you and then run off and leave the man in the cage when the other rapist sees you?? Why don't you follow your own lead and kill him, after you let the man out of the cage... LOGIC. Dude has his dick out, he's super vulnerable. On top of that, all this rape and implied rape is totally unnecessary, as were the characters who did the raping. They did not make the story better in any way.The list could go on so let me just say: This movie had absolutely NO logic. I finished it because I was WAITING AND WAITING FOR SOMEONE, ANYONE to man up! COME ON! It was like, dumb on top of dumb.There are somethings I expect... tripping while you run away, getting caught and locked up, but this was like crawling when you could easily run and putting on your own handcuffs. When you fall, get up and sprint it out, when you get caught, escape... This movie just surrendered.

Leofwine_draca TRAIN is a one-note film with a one-note idea: somebody, somewhere said "let's make HOSTEL and set it on a train". The project was greenlight, and this movie was born, a vehicle for former Hollywood starlet Thora Birch produced by her former porn star father, Jack.And, unsurprisingly, it turns out to be pretty rubbish. This is low budget, xenophobic nonsense throughout, shot in Eastern Europe and happily ripping off HOSTEL left, right, and centre. The story goes that a group of American gymnastics students are stranded abroad and suckered into boarding a decidedly dodgy train, where the usual shenanigans arise. This is a torture porn film and nothing else, so whether you enjoy it or not depends on how much you like seeing people getting bits snipped off them at frequent intervals.The film boasts poor acting, one note characterisation, and bad direction. Thora Birch is just about adequate as the heroine, but the rest of the cast aren't up to much - apart from Gideon Emery perhaps, as the only distinctive one of the group (he's playing a gay, dope-smoking elder who hooks up with the rest). The villainous motivations are ludicrous, and the film really drags despite the plentiful action and many death sequences. I was also surprised at the sheer number of plot holes and goofs along the way, which indicates it was probably written and rushed out in a hurry to cash in on the success of the (thankfully) short-lived "torture porn" genre. In any case, it's a dog of a film.

deatman9 this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far this is hands down the worst film i have ever seen by far