Another song by Balthazar. Genuine as always.

Throughout this year I have made a few videos. This is the one I am most proud of. Hero Duke; you are courageous and beautiful and a better person than any of us.

this song is for bea. it is called beatrice, you're vivacious. because you are. i hope this helps to cheer you up. thank you to meg and balthazar for your help with this. that's not me looking at the lyrics. no it's not. really. really truly. and i didn't forget a verse. and i never lie. and i never rap. or wrap. not even presents. christmas is a horrible time. no surprises for you.

there has been so much angst on this channel recently and the world isn’t always a bad place. i wanted to put something good into the world, i wanted to remind the world that there are things like flamingos and ukuleles and friendship. please be happy benaddickts. i hope this makes you happy.

When editing this video, I became increasingly aware of how self-centered this action seems. It’s not meant to sound like an excuse. It was the only way I can begin to apologise. If this is not explanation enough, try watching all the videos of Benaddicktion, Nothing Much To Do, and Watch Projects.

On Friday the 26th of September we will be meeting at the Circle of Friends in Western Springs Park, Auckland. People should come around 3:30pm. Ursula will have her camera as she has offered to film the messages for Hero. To the people who I have talked to about this already- you better show up. We would appreciate if no one tried to contact Hero’s parents, who have recently let us know that they will be away for another few weeks. We have that under control.

We finally received a confession to his criminological actions from Robert with witnesses Claudio and Peter (aka Pedro). Well we understand what this fellow had to do with the whole carbuncal now. We just need John to put together this puzzle of sorts. He is now of the upmost impotence to the mystery at hand. Our condolences to the Duke family.

This is a last resort. We haven't been able to get ahold of you. I don't know, maybe you'll respond to this? Mum's not going to work tomorrow, her and dad are thinking about organising a search. Just let them know you're okay.

We have had a truly electrifying revelation. So, after much deliberation, we have set them, the criminals, free. Under the condition that Mr Borachio will meet us at the appointed hour on Monday, at the art block at 0915 hours, just after form time. Our handiwork was not exactly requited, as we still are not sure why or what or where or who is going on. One thing’s for certain; we are certainly aggrieved.

We continue our digressions with TEAM EVIL. Facts are uncovered. We do not plan on letting them go unless they present us with factual information of the highest veritaserum.

The Watch is holding captured two members of the Team we know as EVIL. This is merely the opening of our interrogation of these criminologists. Note- Robert seems inebreated. This is no cause of us, he was like that when we found him.

Expect more! The Watch is on the case! Our team of editors, sleuthers, and cinematographers, who consist of agent Ezekiel and Lololorien are on the job. To the diligent, nothing is difficult. We will get answers.

mum let some people into my room yesterday while i was getting washing in. we made a video.

Hello Watchers! We are in the midst of making action plans for acting! We will soon begin our quest for FREEDOM! LIBERTY! FEMINISM! WATCH coming SOON, hopefully if all conglomerates.

we thought now was a good time to put this up.

I don't understand some people - Bea

Here's the footage from last Saturday night. I didn't want to put it up because I thought it would come across as sensational. However, people have already uploaded edited footage from their phones onto facebook, and, personally, I don't believe the situation has been fairly represented. Here is an unbiased point of view.

Footage from last week. We think this will clarity the situation and make it known to all how very bastardly John is. We were too late with our interruptions to stop this and shall continue gathering information on this case.

This is more footage, of which we captured yesterday afternoon. We are needing to take drastic action at this point in time regarding the last video which we believed proved holy the worstness of the personal of Robert Robbie Borachio, Cora Petunia Anderson, and most of all John Donaldson. But also Mr Borachio.

Hello everyone! We've been so busy organising the party that the only thing we had time to film for you was...to do with the party! Ursula said she might bring her camera (it's on Saturday!). I hope she does, her videos are always delightful! Also, people have been asking for a hair braiding tutorial so I will do that for next Wednesday, as well as update you on the party of course!

We do not exactly know how or what of this footage there is to make. But we are positive that it is of upmost impotence. We have received this case and shall do our best to solve the mystery at foot!

Hello everyone! I've been wanting to do this video for a while now, so it was nice to have a reason to! I was planning to do another one with Claud this week, but he's been very busy over the last few days with football. We both seem to have a lot on at the moment, what with mid-year assignments and things to focus on! I also have a party to organise! But hopefully you will see one with the two of us soon, I swear he does exist!

pedro and i (ben, aka benaddicktion, aka this is my channel) have been debating whether or not to put this video out since we filmed it on sunday. still not sure this is the right thing to do but it'd be good to hear your guys thoughts. and john had some good reasons as well. it is all hypothetical of course. hypothetically.

Hi guys! Breaking the weekly schedule here! Bea, the girls, and I hung out last night and had so much fun we just HAD to share our evening with you ASAP. Sorry about not capturing more of it! But I'm not sure you guys would have found it that interesting. See you on Wednesday! - Hero xx

Watch this, Claudio. Pedro here. Thanks for helping me edit this, John.

Sorry footage is a couple of weeks old, but Bea's busy with a history assignment at the moment, and I thought you might enjoy seeing this little conversation! The footage is from when we had school holidays and the girls came over for brunch! - Hero xx

hi guys thanks again for all your questions!! there were so many. so. many. sorry it's been awhile since my last upload but i have been languishing with headaches and footaches and toothaches and backaches... update! my cousin has brought me tea. boy oh boy, it's nice having someone younger here who i can boss around.

My last video of Balthazar was apparently horrific as it was filmed on my phone ("It's just wrong"), so Ursula helped me to film this song AND edited it cause she's just that great. Definitely does him justice. The song's hilarious Balthy! You always know how to make me laugh. Good job hahaha

Thank you again for all your wonderful questions! We had a lot of fun making this video. Also, thank you Balthazar for the beautiful guitar playing, and Verges, for your contribution on the kazoo - Hero xx

BEWARE!!! Hero!! Birthday present spoilers!!!! And Ursula, sorry, the angles are cringey and there is a LOT of shaky cam. So, yeah, really awkward but I needed to put a vid up this week. Just, don't watch it eh? Cool.

Hey Team! It's Pedro here. Welcome to my house! Well, bedroom. Thought you'd all enjoy this update on Ben's wellbeing. And, to Ben, hope you take our message to heart when you watch this. Go get that girl of your dreams, that feisty femme fatale, with eyes as blue as cornflowers and hair like sunshine, daisies, and buttercups. Seriously, with your dashing smile and chocolate brown hair, you can't lose.

Yeah, another video where I talk about my phone. I know, not so great... There's just nothing else to talk about. Everything is completely normal.

Hello everyone! Me again. An update on the life and times of me, Beatrice Duke, and my fellow companions. And Ben the dick. Talking about updates: ONE THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS YESTERDAY?!!! YAAAAAY! That's crazy. You're all amazin' hahahaha! wat

footage from the pizza party! so proud of our football team for winning the game!! also okay there were these kids next door having a party too and who knew kids could be so loud man. wah i am outraged by them. interrupting this glorious moment i shared with beatrice. i mean, come on, "i'd rather be upstairs with my best buddy benedick" there's a double meaning in that.

i took the camera to the pizza party but here's this first. it was like half edited yesterday but today i decided, yeah man i will put it up and so here it is. and today's footage will come out i dunno tomorrow. wah so confusing but i've been thinking alot and here's my thoughts hope you're all well!! i feel like i might be coming down with something.

i overheard my friends saying some things and oh my god what is even happening in life anymore it's not true is it??? i think it's true. it's ridiculous but it's true. help guys.

Yeah, no makeup video this week, so sad. WHY was it so popular!??!! As if stealing my coat-hangers wasn't enough, now she's stealing my viewers?! Wat. I heard the bloopers were GROSS so I am STAYING AWAY. It can contaminate Ursula's channel.

Project IV: I have put some time into helping Hero with her makeup bloopers. I believe it's something everyone can enjoy.

claud and i do another video. augh. i can't believe he'd rather have makeup on his face. hero, hero, hero- no one cares about makeup!! disgusting.

so you know what???!! i'm never never never never never ever ever going to watch those videos again! goodbye.

I show you guys some simple, step-by-step makeup tips, with a little help from an expert... Make you sure keep an eye on Ursula's channel over the next few days, no matter what Bea protests! I promise you won't regret it.

It was Pedro Donaldson's costume party last weekend. Celebrating both good times and being the new Student Leader for Messina High! It really was quite the event. Of course, I took the opportunity to further my video projects! So, I brought along my camera, and used what I'd learnt with the one shot at school and just tried to capture the life of the party in one go. I left my camera alone for awhile and, wow, the footage other people took was so interesting. I got a bit of background to the big argument Bea and Ben had. Editing that was interesting. I'm so happy to share the screen with a cat! How cute! And I feel I should mention that Meg said she wanted everyone to see just how much of a dick that guy was, so, happily, I got to show upsides and downsides of the party

Pedro asked me to upload this to clear everything up. So... enjoy.

hi benaddickts. i've been mulling on this video and my hangover for a wee while now and i wonder what you'd make of it? the video that is. wonder if pedro found claud... fun facts: bath+sleeping=nope don't do it.

talked about some things, tired and confused. i can explain tomorrow. buttons are weirsd.

pedro's computer has so many things on the desktop it's very cluttered. yes computer is in bathroom but not wet. pedro has lent me his computer but he does not know this has happened. many thank you pedro. i am uploading these videos on his computer

bathy bath i am a bat in bath bat bath

yo yo yo i'm gonna be uploading these videos all over tonight.

Much hilarity occurs when Meg comes over to talk costume ideas for Pedro's party. Urs is thinking of filming the actual party (for one of her 'looking at teenage life' project things) so keep an eye out for that on her channel! Cool. - Bea

Footage from Friday afternoon, approximately 1534 hours (3.34pm civilian time). We intend to launch an investigation as we believe these hoi polloi position a threat and it is our duty to protect the common plebeian from such aristocracies. Please continue to watch The Watch. Deductions welcome. D&v

Another anon on tumblr also asked "who are Bea and Heros favourite youtubers?" We felt the vid got a bit long so we left the answer out, but a few of our favs include:

oh my lovely benaddickts, thanks. here you go.

Here's me picking up from where I left off in the last video.

i refute your assertions

We caught Leo after soccer practice and convinced him to make a video with us! So: Introducing.... Leo's face! - Bea We're still doing the Q and A (coming soon!) so keep asking those questions! - Hero xx

pedro joins me today as we discuss the love life of dear claudio. aaaand, i've seen that q&a videos are all the rage so ask me questions and i'll answer them...

Me and Pedro have some pretty big news...

my best buddy claudio is on my video blog today. we have some chats about the ladies.

At school the other day I experimented with filming everything in one shot. I managed to capture this fairly typical conversation between my friends. Honestly, Ben and Beatrice just don't know when to quit. So, here it is! A day of my life: caught on camera.

Hello all! A particularly hot afternoon in Auckland the other day inspired me to make this video. Hope you enjoy! - Hero xx Oh! And if you have any questions for us, go ahead and ask! We'll be doing a Q&A sometime soon.

i'm ben, short for benedick, and i'm going to tell you a story.

This here is a video encapturing our trepidation to the football field in order to practice our investigative skills. We would like to dedicate this video to Benedick, the year thirteen, who came up with the title. We would also like to thank the person who held our camera in the second shot. We are very much obligated to you. D&v

Here we introduce you to some people we want you to meet and some people we think you'd be better off not knowing. We're going to do a Q&A video so if you have any questions for me or Hero, comment them below! (or tweet them or through instagram or via owl or you know, whatever, get in contact with us, we won't bite)

We are crime fighting detectives. We solve the whole mystery and find the whole person (or cat as the case may be). If you need our assistance please hesitate to contact us via commiserations on our video. If you want to join The Watch and make the world a better, unassailable and more conciseness place also contact us through commiserations on our video. We want thank Ursula, the year twelve, for her help with this video and for allowing us to use her channel to stream out our message via these videos. We hope there will be much more to come. Yes, the ginger-nuts you will find in your bag are from us. Much thanks. - D&v

The Messina High School Boys Football team had a rematch in the weekend (of last years semi-final) and Leo's the coach! Thought we'd let you into a bit more of our lives. It's not like we have nothing much else to do! Hahahahahahahaha We're thinking about doing a Q&A video so if you have any questions for me or Hero, comment them below! (or tweet them or through instagram or via owl or you know, whatever, get in contact with us)

I want to experiment more with a visual medium other than photography. This is the first in a series of filming projects that I am setting for myself to complete through the year. In this video I aim to show the interests of an average high school student in New Zealand. I have done this by asking TMI/Too Much Information questions. I am aware of the bias in my selection of people as they are basically all my friends from Messina High.

Hah! I made another one!

This is my first video! The first of many to come hopefully. Be sure to come back next Wednesday for more fun times with me, Beatrice Duke. Okay. Bea out.