Is Obi Wan Kenobi the biggest liar in existence, or is he simply so incredible as to be almost unbelievable? Perhaps a little bit of both? If you were entertained, does it really matter at the end of the day? Some people may say “Yes, because that boy is your biological son and you have a moral obligation to be honest with him”. But those people are total Pumpkinheads.

All good things must come to an end. That’s how the old saying goes, but no one ever says “all bad things must come to an end”, because when you’re dealing with Larry, they don’t. Things just keep getting worse.

When you party as hard as Obi-Wan “Larry” Kenobi, you don’t get to simply walk away once the party is over. He’s off to Sea World to try and get a little rest and relaxation, but the consequences of his actions ain’t got time for that.

Hangovers are tough for anyone, no doubt about it, but they are especially tough when you've got enough midichlorians in your system to kill a normal man several times over. Good thing Obi Wan "Larry" Kenobi is not a normal man. Still though, at the end of the day he is made of flesh, and the flesh was made for suffering.

He goes by many names, but one thing that never changes is his skill on the dance floor. Another thing he never changes is his nature, unfortunately. For better or worse, Cool World is about to get the full Kenobi experience.

If you have the time to listen, old Obi Wan Steven Ben Larry Bongjo Kenobi will tell you stories about the glory days. Stories you wouldn't, and probably shouldn’t believe. Stories that don’t seem very important at first, but may end up being the most important thing to ever happen. If you’re lucky, he might even reveal the biggest mystery of them all: what’s with all the aliases?