Harlow_WU
Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)WIFEY: What are you watching dear? CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits) (secret saved another day)
tamaracarl73
First of all....THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS UNBELIEVABLE <3 (: I'm really proud of how sensual the acting- was portrayed....Though, the first 1313 movie I watched was extremely better than this one (better scenery) I still thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it.A question I would like answered: Did you run out of whitey tighties? I only ask because.... some had on black boxer briefs and it really threw me off. :/ I guess I just don't understand (and probably never will.... *sad face ): * )The music was very VERY appealing... is there a CD I can buy? Now, once again I'd like to announce that everyone deserves an Emmy award because I was blown away with the suspense, the sexuality, the acting and the way the Sun shined through-out the whole house. I'm looking forward to the next video, thank you. <3
uugeejay
Going into 1313:UFO Invasion, understand this is NOT an action film, but a cerebral one. You are not going to see spaceships and laser explosions. The aliens are subtle, chameleon, careful not to appear out of the ordinary. They are here to watch, study and collect samples and data. These scientist-aliens are more voyeurs than soldiers.To that end an unsuspecting group of buff frat boys wind up in the clutches of a 'MILF-ish' alien (the ever lovely Monique Parent) who is here to observe and collect biological samples. One by one, brief wearing frat boy after brief wearing frat boy is waylaid and ends up strapped to a bed for study and lethal extraction of samples.Subtle, under the radar aliens is an interesting premise, but the way the concept is presented might be better suited for a half hour TV episode of The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits -- there is no gore, sex or bad language. Here we have a story that seems padded with repetition, and is stretched rather thin.The ending was an unexpected surprise, however. Stick around for it.
otter-stl
Quite possibly the worse movie (if you can call it that) I have ever seen. No suspense, no drama, no anything really. One guy shows up at the pool and announces he is there, but no one else is around. Rather comical. Another scene, you see the shadow of the camera filming as it backed up from two of the characters walking. There must have been a house rule about wearing only underwear, too. I found myself skipping ahead every five minutes to see if anything exciting happened. Nope. I saw a budget amount of a million for this movie. I can't see how they could have spent over $10,000. Must have been spent only on salaries they paid these people who worked on it.
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