cuevaric
Honestly one of the best movies of all time if you look at the script writing it's a masterpiece I think we should put up a monument to celebrate the Jesus of all movies. Just a complete masterpiece of a film and I hope that the cat will survive that nasty bo bo from that car.
whdhdfhfhfh
I showed this movie to my family at Thanksgiving, 2 months later my uncle was diagnosed with liver cancer and passed after another 3 weeks. His last words were 'please find that cat and euthanise it.' This movie makes me wish I had followed him into the sweet arms of the reaper. Wrap myself in his embrace and pass onto the other side where nothing hurts and everything is euphoria. Forgetting about this movie and forgetting about my ex- wife. I've rated this film 1 out 10, the value of the 1 only exists because it won't let me rate 0. The only thing I enjoyed about this movie is when the cat got run over and the audience thought he died. Only then did this movie grant me a shred of hope in this awful world. This film has ruined my life and has given my aunt PTSD because of my uncles devastating death.
Jesus Chavez
Human ignorance and sin are no match for the feline prophet, Duffy. As the one true God's semi-feral cat offspring, Duffy breaks the mold traveling freely dropping gems of wisdom on two families and teaching them to help themselves. As the clawed sage sorts out social drama and becomes emotionally invested in these individuals, he puts his life on the line in a dangerous traffic incident and faces a near death experience. Breaking from the traditional martyr archetype, Duffy pulls through with help from the two appreciative families in retrieving a magical artifact that spurs on his pseudo resurrection. Eric Roberts break-out role as Duffy will replace the Bible for millennia to come.
Xenomaster
I recently watched this "film" for my podcast, where we solely review awful movies. I painstakingly sat through it twice with a stopwatch and timed all of the runtime of the movie spent on establishing shots (there are FIFTY-SEVEN OF THEM), credits, and shots of the cat lying or waddling around. This sums up the movie better than anything:Between the credits, establishing shots, and shots of the cat, those all take up THIRTY PERCENT OF THE 83-MINUTE RUNTIME. I have never seen a movie that so blatantly pads its runtime with scenery. And what's scarier than that is that there are literally dozens of instances (that I didn't time with the stopwatch) where the human characters are shown doing nothing but sitting and looking at things for several minutes at a time, or walking up stairs, or standing and looking at random objects. It is pathetic how poorly edited and shot this movie is.Literally nothing happens in this movie. If you don't believe me, go see it. You'll go cross-eyed before you ever find anything resembling a plot. If this thing was competently made just from a sheer editing standpoint, it would be 4 minutes long...if that.
AD
