holyrn
AS an AERONAUTICAL ENGINEER i suggest this review
Only 10 star???? i want to give more !!may be 20/10,because this movie is such entertaining ,made this day super cool!!!! WANT to know interesting fact ??Here it comes
1) on the Top, i never seen a pilot ,piloting an autopilot locked aircraft!!! extraodinary guys i wonder want did he do with that joystick
2) Volcano stops eruption JUST by HITTING its center by that AIRCRAFT!!
OMG i cant even sit here i want to meet the director
3)that AIRCRAFT did even catch fire even if it flies at 4000 ft!!! above erupting volcano ?mind blowing
4) that over enthusiastic young army man is concerned about aircraft just with 30 people even the whole island with 300000 people are in danger!!!!well done director
thumps up if you came here just to see what others feel about this movie
Arch Stanton
Once you see that the production company of a "film" is The Asylum, all bets are off and you cannot take anything seriously. To wit - Dean Cain and his acting. For the majority of the movie he sits in the pilots' seat of the plane and looks like he's trying to sh.t out a bowling ball. The air marshall, who I think is Washington, the sweathog from Welcome Back Kotter, was a good laugh. The psychopath dude, not sure if he was supposed to portray some kind of middle eastern terrorist or Spanish one, but whatever. What a great role to ham it up. And that dude did. I really had to laugh at the military clowns. The general in charge had one expression on his face - that of angry constipation. And the scenes outside of the base looked more like a nuclear powerplant than an army base. Robin Givens acting was terrible. I guess Mike Tyson must have beat her so many times during their short marriage that she now is permanently punch drunk. Or she's smoking crack. Because she both acted and looked awful. If you've got two hours to waste, watch this or not.
Last V8
Oh my good lord. Even by the amazingly awful standards of the SyFy channel this is terrible. I hope this isn't the first things Aliens ever come across about the human species. Who green lights this kind of hilarious rot? Get drunk and watch it. So you're going to go outside the plane to dislodge a chunk of super hot lava from a giant engine using a hammer that was in your carry on luggage while wearing an oxygen mask that isn't connected to any oxygen? You think this is a good idea? How big is this volcano? You've been flying at 500mph for over an hour now and you're still in the middle of it?! By the end of the movie it just starts steeling lines from Star Wars (Red 5) and Independence Day (let's plow the road). Just terrible if sober.
Gary Evans
This is a disaster B-Movie, its title is "Airplane Vs. Volcano"... yet looking at the reviews here, it would seem some people were expecting a blockbuster of multi-Oscar winning potential and a stella intellectual delight.Those people are idiots who expect too much.The acting is everything you would expect from one of these movies, the effects and plot follow suit.The purpose of this movie is to allow your brain 90 minutes of rest, in that this movie succeeds.Just sit back and enjoy the ride, let a laugh escape as you gaze in disbelief at some of the huge leaps it takes with logic.But overall if you're a fan of these films you know what to expect and will enjoy it, for everyone else who just came here because of the flashy poster, amusing title, perhaps you just have a love for Dean Cain, or maybe you're just curious how a plane can take on a volcano? Whichever is your reason, this movie will serve its purpose for you, there are much worse movies of this genre out there (Titanic II, or Snow Sharks for example), at least this one avoids the teen frat boys at a drunken party feel.In the immortal words of Bruce Lee in "Enter The Dragon"... "Don't think.... Feel" and you will have a fun 90 minutes. otherwise you can just sit there mocking and feeling offended that someone could release a movie of this style like so many of the other (clearly snooty) reviewers
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