Bloodsucking Bastards

Bloodsucking Bastards

2015 "Work. It sucks the life out of you."
Bloodsucking Bastards
Bloodsucking Bastards

Bloodsucking Bastards

5.7 | 1h24m | NR | en | Horror

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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5.7 | 1h24m | NR | en | Horror , Comedy | More Info
Released: September. 04,2015 | Released Producted By: Fortress Features , MTY Productions Country: United States of America Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
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A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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Cast

Fran Kranz , Joey Kern , Joel Murray

Director

Jessica Mahnke

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Fortress Features , MTY Productions

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Smoreni Zmaj Rarely stupid movie. Fortunately, it lasts below average, about 80 minutes. It is so dumb that it even gives it some charm. I think it has social message and it's basically parody to modern business, but it does not make it any less retarded. :D4/10
GL84 Tired of working in a dead-end job, a man slowly comes to realize that the fellow workers are slowly being turned into vampires by his new boss and must rally the remaining unturned workers who believe him and stop the vampires from taking over their job.This here was a somewhat problematic though really fun effort. What really turns this one down is the fact that there's just not a whole lot of the film that really makes it appealing which comes from the fact that it's mainly about the most unappealing cast ever. The fact that this one concerns the group who are adamantly against their career goals who turn everything into a party at their job and are absolutely complacent in their desire to slag off their work in favor of goofing on each other which doesn't make them all that appealing as their do-anything-but-their-job mentality doesn't make them engaging. The bonding nature of their attitudes towards each other and the rather generalized working-place humor featured here aren't that funny and they just tend to go for so long that this section is just not that funny in the slightest. Even with the utterly goofy way it goes about trying to show them stumbling along with the discovery of what's going on doesn't really generate the real kind of laughs it should as the concept here could've provided this one with a great deal more zany comedy had this part here been fixed. Still, there's quite a lot of enjoyable elements present here with quite some good points to it. One of the main pluses is that once it turns into a funny turn with the comedy there's a rather great deal more energy to come from this one which picks up significantly as the group finally understands their predicament with the vampires finally coming to task and really generating more goofy set-ups of them going after them. The action in the final half where they go into the backstory of having to replay the events in motion which alerts them to vampires being there and then have to fight their way through the horde working in the building and gets up to the really impressive fight in the main floor against the head vampire which generates a ton of fun bloodletting amidst the generous action that is still gloriously goofy and silly while still being serious enough to be scary enough. Given the boost from the early build-up scenes that set the stage for these scenes, that really helps this scenes work even better with that continuing in the same manner of having the comedy sitting alongside the horror and gives this a big boost during this half which does help to overcome the rather banal setup in the first half. That is what really holds this one back during the film.Rated R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.
The Couchpotatoes Unlike the vast majority of the reviews that I read here for Bloodsucking Bastards I was disappointed with the movie. When I read it was going to be a funny slasher movie I was excited because that's a genre of movie I do like. Maybe I was hoping for the same level of movie as Braindead, Evil Dead or Deathgasm but honestly it doesn't reach near the level of those classics. I thought they were trying too hard being funny while in the other movies it looked all natural. Add to that that the story wasn't that exciting and the slashing moments were not that great either and you get as result that I was starting to doze. And that's not really the purpose of a funny slasher. Maybe I was just too tired and that's why I missed some parts but I just think the movie was not entertaining enough to keep me awake. I will never know for sure because I won't watch it a second time.
Bob An I don't know if I watched before any of the horror comedies, at least in the real sense. I remember some parodies which were trying to be hell funny but they were lame. This movie has a bit of its funny moments but overall it is very entertaining.What is most positive about this movie for me it is that is not boring. As I said, very entertaining. The story is pretty normal, but the whole vampire thing adds to the fun. I don't know if they were trying to make parody of some other movies. But although this one has a lot of bloody scenes - especially killing of the vampire crew - it is not scary but kinda funny. Kelly Clarkson as a gay icon?! It seemed to me that it was that her purpose in the movie... and that the security guy and the other one are actually together.All in all, not bad. Seven from me.