Lunatic Rambler
I felt so sick watching this. Just like everyone else here, the sexual connotation in this movie just totally made me puke. Here I was sitting there with my sister thinking, this would be a cool parody to watch and have a laugh over Friday night and boy we were wrong! We felt so disgusted by it! A parody supposed to be funny and we wasted 75 minutes of our lives that we will never get back again watching this lame movie. And a chubby Jake leading a few other chubby werewolves that was just like sad. Plus a little Cullen? Like what? Just a disappointment! there were no jokes in this, we didn't even laugh, I mean how can we? When every lines were literally about sex, blow jobs and cums? 👎👎👎👎👎👎
HeatherHarris16
I start out by saying that I quite enjoyed all the Twilight movies and Vampires Suck as well. Watching this movie was a complete joke! The humour in this movie could not be classified as humour AT ALL!! The farting and pooping jokes were grossly exaggerated, and quite juvenile. I did not laugh one time during the first half of the movie, and got quite tired of even trying to enjoy it that I turned it off half way through. It was a very sad attempt at a parody. I have NEVER watched a parody that even came close to being this disappointing. My rating is a 2/10 and that is being quite generous indeed. If you are planning to watch this movie I would NOT recommend it for anyone other then youths because I'm sure they are the only people that would find that "brand" of joke funny.
WakenPayne
Craig Moss, I did not know who that name was but I will never watch a single one of his movies again. Obviously the guy has seen spoofs done by (*insert name here - anything will be better than this guy*) and thought he could do the same. Those people who hate Vampires Suck should take a look at this to see how a bad spoof of Twilight REALLY is (yes it's worse than the original film).The so-called humour in this movie will have people cringing for the fact they're ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS. Most of the humour relies on things like Bella's grandmother giving Edward a blow job in Bella's dreams... That's not funny - that's terrible.For those who'd like the long list of spoof artists that are better than Craig Moss then here it is: David Zucker, Jason Feindberg, Aaron Seltzer, Craig Deering, Bo Zenga, Craig Mazin... well you get the idea. Also for the haters of any one of the people above... yes it's true Moss is worse than they are... at least they had some redeeming features in their humour.
MovieBuff-fest
I hate the Twilight movies so much that I thought a parody making fun of them would be enjoyable. I was so wrong and so disgusted that I had to watch it at 2x speed just to force my way through it, hoping it would get better. Like the Twilight movies, it only got worse.The opening scene focused on some loser "breaking wind" and spouting the F-word a few times. (I hope that does not count as a spoiler.) This movie set an all time record for being the worst movie ever in less than 30 seconds.Every joke (and I use the term loosely as I was anything but laughing) was about sex organs, sex toys, sex positions, and sex motions. Throw in a few F-words to pace the dialog and use other profanities to drive it home and you have the entire movie, wishing that the DVD kiosk had not offered to rent it to you for $0.50 off the regular price as a means of "sucking" you in.The ONE joke I laughed at was a reference to the Sesame Street Count which was appropriate since I too was counting off the minutes wasted in SSC fashion.I could not wait for this horrible and disgusting movie to end, and you will hate yourself for wasting even 40 minutes of your life at 2x speed. To drag it out another 10 minutes (which was pointless since 99% of the audience had already left), fake fan reactions were added to the credits, hence the additional F-words.I gave it one star just to show I voted.
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