mrhellerphant
I could go on to say what everyone else has said about this unfortunate skidmark on the underwear of modern cinema, but I think this video sums up Chicken Park pretty well.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hqGCYEXEoWelcome to the "New & Improved" Super Fantastical Awesome Movie Review Show Starring Heller & The Budz. This episode the lads investigate the urban legend of Chicken Park, a movie so bad that Heller claims that the producers stretched from corners of the globe to eradicate it's existence. In a video store so far far away they stumble across what he believes to be the final copy in existence. The KingHit Studios team have been churning out videos for the past year, including the YouTube Award Winning Room 4 Rent. You can follow the team here or on their Facebook page.www.facebook.com/kinghitstudios
dbborroughs
A low low low brow spoof of everything with a Jurassic Park setting with chickens instead of dinosaurs, this is a movie to watch with a bunch of friends and loved ones who don't mind laughing at jokes so bad under normal circumstances you kill the person who told them to you ( Beer would also help). The key to enjoying the film is to look at the title and the premise and realize that it doesn't get any better than that. If the title and premise don't make you snicker than avoid the movie, it wasn't meant for you, if you do snicker or smile as you say "oh come on" then you at least understand the humor and you may find it funny in a so bad its good sort of way. Personally I like the film and its rude, crude, "we have no morals or scruples" way of dishing out laughs.
falster
I made the horrible mistake of hiring this movie to entertain my 12 year old cousins while I babysat them. Unfortunately, it was one of the stupidist things i've done, as this movie is most probably the worst thing I have ever seen, with horrible jokes about gay chickens and the Addams family. The only reason I actually watched most of it was because my cousins refused to let me turn it off because it had the occasional topless girl in it. Please, avoid at all cost.
ronny-12
"Chicken Park" has an intriguing idea behind it (basically Jurassic Park, with giant chickens), but it just doesn't work. The acting is terrible, the special effects are woeful, the plot is worse. This is the worst movie I have ever seen.There are bad movies that are enjoyable due to their schlock factor, and there are bad movies that are just bad. Chicken Park is one of the latter. It's the sort of movie that if you were flicking channels at 3AM, you would be better off with infomercials.Avoid at all costs.
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