allcolorze
Some of the previous comments didn't understand that this movie is a COMEDY with martial arts action. If you understand that, then you will get the movie more. The three buddies love to have fun and love very much the company of very beautiful ladies which this movie has several beautiful ladies throughout. The chemistry between Tina and Ray is phenomenal so much that you can believe that they really are a couple. The martial arts fight scenes are great throughout with several different very fast martial arts moves and weapons expertise using the escrima sticks, single and double nunchakus, and the long staff. Ray shows that he can fight his way out of almost anything when cornered. The nunchakus fight scenes and the star of the movie are the best since Bruce Lee. The main characters are very funny jokesters. If you are like me who loves laugh-out-loud comedy, great martial arts fight scenes showing a variety of moves, a simple and not complicated story line, and very beautiful ladies throughout, and you're looking for a good time then you're like me and this is why for my entertainment bucks and important time, this movie has a lot of that and that's why I give it a "10" cause most movies are boring. If you are looking for artsy fartsy and hard to understand story lines, this is not your movie. I loved it.
jamesmcguirk7
This is possibly the best so-bad-its-good film ever. It doesn't make any sense but that doesn't stop it being an undiscovered classic of the nineties. I give it 10/10 for the terrible acting, hilariously bad outfits sported by MC Kung Fu (where is he now?) and the general porno atmosphere. It actually has a great casio-keyboard-hip-hop soundtrack that would compliment any great party. Highlight scenes include "Philthy" Phil rapping and the actually very unattractive Ray chatting up bimbos in the street. Its shocking that virtually none of the cast have gone on to do anything since. They could've at least done a sequel, it couldn't have been any worse. Look out for it on DVD in a pound shop near you!
Obi_Will_Kenobi
How can something this bad be this good!?!?!No budget + Dire acting + Comical fight scenes = City DragonThis film had me and my mates laughing our smelly little socks off for hours! at first i thought it was just the alcohol but on second viewing (in a more sober state) it was even funnier! The star of the show "MC Kung fu" is one of the all time great comic actors but the thing is... He's trying to be serious! He looks like a cross between Sly Stallone and a Michael Jackson's latest attempt at a face. and to top it off he has a hair cut that i'm sure he borrowed from a member of Duran-Duran.MC Kung Fu spends his days starting fights with strangers for reasons such as stepping on his ice cream and ... wait for it ... spilling his Pepsi! Chatting up girls via the medium of rap! with such poetic rhymes such as "Tina, Tina, My African Queena" and "your so sweet even diabetes wouldn't stop me overdosing on you!"He also enjoys wearing fingerless gloves, vests, and suit jackets with some of the biggest shoulder pads you'll ever see on a 32 inch screen!The film was clearly made on a budget of £3.50 but thats the best thing about it. the shaky sets, the "hot new night clubs" with only 3 extras in the background, the fact that they couldn't cast anyone with any acting talent!It is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever seenSeriously I'm pleading with you RENT IT, BUY IT, BORROW IT, STEAL IT JUST PLEASE WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!!!!
bil101ez73
Where do I begin to comment on such a masterpiece?! This is the funniest kung-fu movie EVER!!! Anyone named MC Kung Fu has my vote, for what, that is a different story. This awful Kung Fu wannabe couldn't fight his way out of a paperback, but the choreographed fighting scenes are historical beyond belief. MC fights everyone and there mother (it looks as if one of the bad guys is Howard Stern, could it be him?). With such characters as Philthy Phil, Ray, and Queen Mary (yes a man!) this is a must have in your cheap DVD collection.The single best part of this movie is Philthy Phil. The name says it all. He is a rapping fool with a great dance and rap scene with his big hit that no one has ever heard, "Night Swim". What a classic, I hope someone remakes it soon.This movie is definitely worth watching for a huge laugh.
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