adam313107
My wife and I just watched this. After watching it we both felt this impending sense of doom. You know how some movies you can watch and it makes you feel good? well this isn't that movie. It isn't the worst movie this year it's the worst movie ever put onto a film. The storyline sucked, the music sucked, the acting was so abysmal I can only compare it to a cheap porno minus the breasts. I remember where I was when Lennon was killed, where I was when 911 occurred, sadly I will remember the night that I watched this catastrophe as well. The best comparison that I can make is...Garth from Waynes world with his hair stuck in a flowbee screaming that he was losing his will to live. And lets be honest here...the only way that Vanilla Ice is going to scare anyone is if he starts trying to rap again. As for Mister Eminem? Don't quit your day job because I have seen better acting in infomercials. The combined I.Q'S of the entire cast couldn't add up to more than a lone Mensa member. I am actually embarrassed that they managed to dupe me into seeing this film. Giving us a refund simply wont suffice. I could get a refund, gas money, wear and tear on my vehicle for its trip to the video store, a gigantic tub of popcorn, twizzlers, heck even an elephant ear...it STILL couldn't remove the emotional scarring that we both have after seeing this. My recommendation to anyone that has seen this is...1-800-CALLSAM. Personal injury attorneys.
Ogrrr
I'm sorry, but this was truly bad. Any movie has some merits, either it's a bit artsy, with nice angles and colors and characters, or it's so bad it's funny (read Schwarzeneggers movies), or it's a touching story, or it's at least something. This movie was really nothing. It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. No, wait! I lied. It IS the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies.Stay away from this, unless your prepared for something spectacularly bad, so bad it ain't even funny anymore.I have to admit, the names got me kinda excited before I saw it, and the idea seemed fun. But don't let that fool you!
hurricanepictures426
I hated this movie. In fact, hate is too weak of a word to describe the sheer misery i have had inflicted on me.I'll admit it, I could not watch the whole thing. I gave it thirty-five minutes and knew it wasn't going to improve.Do not see this movie, even if someone dares you, do not take the dare.For vanilla ice's career, this film is a low point(And that says a lot, remember he did Cool as Ice). Actually this maybe one of the few films that is worse then Cool as Ice but i might be going too far.1 is too high a rating. I wish i could give this negative numbers. And even then i'm not sure how big of a negative number would really be appropriate. Let's say -25. This should be used by us to torture terrorist we are holding in Cuba. They will certainly crack if only to stop Da hip hop witch.Please, don't see it, don't even joke about seeing it.
mw-dnb
I actually own this film on VHS. Purchased it out of the blue for $9.99 at blockbuster. I should have used that $9.99 on gas and a chicken biscuit from the gas station.The movie starts off with all the great things to make a horrible movie. Lame charecters who try and act like they are part of a sub-genre of life. The raver being the best. Pink Hair? Hello pink hair is something ravers who rub vicks on their face wear. Then they move into the 'hip-hop' witch and discovering 'who's behind it'. It turns out that some rap label or promoter is 'secretly' creating media stir to sell more copys of his artists. (That is the only thing in this movie that is close to reality.)The only actor that remotely did a good job was the lady acting as the office clerk/reporter. It's sad she had to waste her time on such a crappy film. Eminem is in this movie, not with the 5 'white' kids - who take note - steal a Ford Mustang and don't get caught - with 5 of them riding in it. Eminem - outside of his crappy music, is an even crappier actor. 8 mile got attention cause he gets to act like a real rapper. That aside - unless your some fanboy of eminem, mobb deep, killa priest or any of the other people in this movie - don't rent it, DON'T BUY IT, and most of all don't read about it!Beware the hip-hop witch could cause death - death by boredom.
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