kingmonkey
well, i was tempted by this film as the cover promoted, in equal measures, chainsaws and schoolgirls. what a major disappointment followed such promise.this is either some sort of student film or one big "in-joke" that only a select few are in on, one of which i am not. the dreary plot, that of a bus breaking down in the middle of nowhere and the passengers being killed one by one, is as long in the tooth as the majority of the schoolgirls here.it gets a three as there are two rather witty deaths, ones that i have not seen in any other film franchise, but even then they are not as spectacular as they could have been.and the chainsaw on the cover that tempted me? it has a blade as long as a conventional pencil, and does not get used on anything or, more to the point for the intended market, anyone.people who harbour a desire to make films one day should watch this just to see how not to do it. everyone else should give it a miss.
cowinlights
When I began watching this movie I believed that it was supposed to be a parody movie, such as Scary Movie. But after a few moments I came to the realization it wasn't. The acting is terrible, the script is worse than the acting, and the plot was worse than the script.What really got me was the back cover description, which had in one part:Who is the killer? Is he cute? Will they ever make it to the dance on time?That was the worst....Wait, no. The worst was their reaction to the killings of their best friends. They give out a really fake, bad scream with little facial expression, then make some witty remark. Like when The cute virgin is pulled apart by whatever, the two friends find her and says "now that's just stretching it." What the hell! Wouldn't you be freaking out that A) your friend was stretched that far and B) is still talking and C) her arms haven't ripped off.Oh, and the kid and teacher having relations is just disturbing. "Something's leaking." "That's supposed to happen." ... "I'm on fire." "Me too, I'm so hot." "No, I'm really on fire!" *camera moves to her foot, which is on fire*If you are bored and want to laugh at such a terrible piece of work, rent this movie and watch it with some friends.
Patrick Dunroe
Pretty bad film is all I can say. Why did I rent a movie made on cheap home video cameras? Subsequently, I am sure they are making money with these cheap movies or why make them? Bunch of school girls get lost and trapped to be killed off on by one by the school principal wearing a womans body and face mask! What the heck is that about? Oh well... no real nudity either so that killed it even more! Don't waste your time or dollars to see it. Go and see DREAMBOAT with a bunch of hot babes in a few scenes if that's what you want! Otherwise AVOID this one at all cost and get a porno. There are some pretty good horror films out there as well. Don't be fooled by the box covers on these cheapies
pusman83
Terrible, terrible, terrible.I can appreciate a good spoof, but this movie had me wincing all the way through. I'm 20 years old and I've done more professional stuff than this. Out-of-focus shots, too dark at times, terrible sound in some scenes and a REALLY annoying shifting white-balance (which means the image will change tones from one shot angle to another).The whole thing was filmed by handycam and looked like a porno, from the costumes, to the actresses, to the plot. Scream Bloody Murder is a porn movie minus the actual porn!The story was ridiculous and the ending downright stupid and nonsensical. I usually can appreciate a stupid-fun movie, but this is just way too horrible. Thank God I got to rent this for free.2 out of 10! And that's on the strength of the uniforms alone ;).Daniel
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