smatysia Well, I have certainly seen worse soft-core parody films. The best part of this one was that they kept the nudity restricted to the girls, and we were not subjected to naked men. Sorry, ladies and gays, this movie is not for you. The plot, writing, and dialog were terrible, but this is after all a parody and I suppose that they were aiming for camp. They missed. But the girls were very pretty, aside from the badly overdone silicone jobs. Nikki Fritz and Lorissa McComas looked very nice. Oddly for me, who usually prefers brunettes, I liked the two blonde girls much more. Props to Antonia Dorian for her lovely natural-appearing boobies. And for whatever reason Julie K. Smith struck me as the prettiest of the bunch, with the least bad acting. (It's hard to critique an actress when this is the material she has to work with.) So, you can check it out as a breast fest, but it has no other redeeming qualities.

RavenGlamDVDCollector It has come to my attention that I am not in the habit of writing helpful reviews, and that most of my contributions are just boring rants regarding DVD unavailability. Well, here goes, people, a helpful review. Do not buy this movie. If you wanna buy or rent sexy stuff, buy or rent a genuine porno. As a movie, this one has no street cred, it is mostly unfunny, and the style is lamer than lame. As a soft-core porno, it has no street cred either. As a surgically- enhanced bare boob extravaganza for morons it might score slightly better, but then again, that market has its connoisseurs who'd give this a thumbs-down as well. That Antonia girl looks like she doesn't wanna play along, and only cute Lorissa is worth a second look, well, a third and a fourth too. But even with her obvious charms dangling there, this movie is a No No Never. Not so much a turkey as a days-old dead turkey.Okay, IMDb fans, put that one in your pipe and smoke it. An actual standard helpful review from RavenGlamDVDCollector. Now don't come and tell me nobody found it useful, cause what I wrote here could save you a few dollars and steer you towards BARELY LEGAL or something divinely naughty like that. Thank me tonight as something really pretty with natural, fresh-out-of-school curves dances on your screen.But don't fall for bad B-movie dreck like this. Although Lorissa is worth a fifth and sixth look as well...:)Might I suggest that the director be shot, after having licked off one of those obviously dirty sex toys?ADDENDUM ADDENDUM ADDENDUMIt is the next day. I googled Lorissa McComas as was shocked to find out she is deceased, outraged to learn that she was obviously murdered, and I'm positively livid by the fact that the case was ruled as suicide, while all the evidence, and there is a damning list, points to an abusive gun-toting husband, scum of the lowest order, who had been slinging that shot-gun around the night before and that very morning. Please, people, add your vote to the petition to re-open this case. I am now looking at this movie in a very, very different way. I would just like to add that I think Lorissa could only have been a very nice, very fun person. The charges brought against her in her youth because of a dollar-note stuffed into her above-the-knee garter belt was the first misrepresentation of justice in her tragically short life. I call on the American Justice Department to rectify these mistakes. Find that missing bastard who is still on the run, but making a bundle out of selling Lorissa's pictures on the Net. My apologies to the memory of Lorissa if anything in yesterday's review was said in too light a vein. I knew nothing of these tragic circumstances. RavenGlamDVDCollector@gmail.com

Michael Pilkington The only reason to see this truly abysmal rip-off of "Blair Witch Project" is to see four hot chicks wander around in the woods flaunting everything they have. Julie Strain (as the Bare Wench) is hot as well. This film sucks, but at least there are some hot lesbian scenes (hotter than the scenes from "Wild Things" with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards). At least it's slightly better than Jim Wynorski's "Hard to Die" (read my review). I'd give anything to get their phone numbers. My evaluation: * out of ****.

gonzoriffic This is one of the coolest movies ever! A direct parody of the hit film BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, it's everything that sorry sack wished it could've been. Definitely a more satisfying movie-watching experience, WENCH was shot on videotape and features B-movie actresses Julie K. Smith, Nikki Fritz, Julie Strain, Antonia Dorian and Lorissa McComas. Not only does this movie look and feel just like the original (there was no script or budget), but several of the scenes are duplicated exactly, from beginning to end. It's well-acted and believable, eye-poppingly sexy, and is truly funny. I give props to everyone who was in this, they were awesome. You will be astonished at what director Jim Wynorski achieved just using flashlights and silicone. People that think these ladies can't act will find themselves sorely mistaken, as their improvisational abilities are just as good as those of the original cast. For anyone who saw BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and felt somewhat let down, BARE WENCH will undoubtedly lift your spirits.