Michael Ledo This is a film which centres on the lives of a family of Hillbilly cannibals from northern New Jersey. They broke their creed "strangers are tops, but neighbours bring cops" early in the film with the tug-o-war killing of Andy Shiffner (Sasha Friedenberg). The main character (DVD cover girl) is Beefteena Bullion played by Alan Rowe Kelly and my bad for thinking she was a he and played by someone emulating "Divine." She also wrote and directed this feature and is the face or tomorrow.Her brothers are Hubcap (Mike Lane doomed zombie in "Zombies Anonymous" ) and Butternut (Joshua Nelson Josh in "Zombies Anonymous" ). Susan Adriensen (mutant secretary in "Experiment #7) is Sno Cakes, the sister. The patriarch of this family is Papa Elvis Bullion played by Terry West an extra in Misty Mundae films.The film is overtly campy by design. This is perhaps for those who would have loved "House of a 1,000 Corpses" if the dialogue wasn't so far above their head.10 on the camp scale. 1 for serious viewers.Parental Guide: F-bombs. no sex or nudity. clothed genital mutilation.

djangozelf-12351 This is rated close to 6 and that's a great injustice.It does not come close to anything I would call a horror movie.Only horrible thing is I wasted time on it.Wanna write good things about movies but there was nothing here.It looked like a group of friends got together and poorly filmed some bad Halloween party.It's really cheap ,B-film material and not a good horror.I'm rating this 1 but I'd go minus if I could.This is not time or money well spend.There must be something better out there...? Yeah there is but definitely not this one.

alanmora I met the director of this film Alan Rowe Kelly at a convention recently. When I approached the booth I saw images being projected on a screen that were absolutely mind-boggling! Alan Rowe Kelly noticed my surprise and said to me "You can't take your eyes off it, can you?" The film being shown was "The Blood Shed" and the scene was a weird scene involving close-ups of people eating! Alan Rowe Kelly began to tell me about how the scene was made, how he had to gain 50 pounds to play the role of the grotesquely obese "Beeftina Boulion", and how a scene involving Beeftina guzzling broth was filmed using actual chicken broth (apparently it was supposed to be substituted with Iced Tea but someone on the set failed to make the switch). Being a fan of the unusual, bizarre, gory and things that generally shock most audiences, I of course purchased a copy of the film immediately. As I walked away from the booth, Alan Rowe Kelly told me "Now remember, this is a film you need to watch after a few cocktails...or maybe after you smoke a little something!". I knew I had found a director and a film after my own heart. This film is a weird and unusual ride. There are plenty of scenes that are obvious tributes to the works of Tobe Hooper and John Waters and any horror fan will appreciate the tributes in the film to horror classics like "Happy Birthday To Me" "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "American Gothic". No taboo or exploitable subject matter is left untouched in "The Blood Shed". Things from bodily dismemberment, cannibalism, incest, homosexuality, and torture are graphically depicted in this film. True it is obviously made on a shoe-string budget but it's definitely worth viewing!

w00f If John Waters had written and directed "House of 1000 Corpses" after being struck about the head repeatedly with a heavy object, the result would probably be something like "The Blood Shed." It's mildly entertaining for the first half hour, but then it slides into a sort of featureless glop of constant screaming and people doing things to each others genitalia with electric carving knives, cutlery and pliers. Susan Adriensen (Sno Cakes) is incredibly annoying and Terry West (Elvis Bullion) is almost as bad in whatever it is he's doing in front of the camera.Maybe the best thing about "The Blood Shed" is that it won't take most viewers very long to forget about it.