drhumblephd
C R A P PURE CRAP COULD NOT BE WORSE WATCHING ELEPHANTS TAKE A CRAP FOR 3 HOURS WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE ENTERTAINING.this movie was a piece of trash. one star is generous (because IMDb requires you rate, minimum being one star). with virtually no redeeming qualities, the movie drones on and on and on...do not waste your time and watch this made-for-TV pile of crap; the acting sucked (everyone was terrible), and, as i heard from the grapevine, no one got paid. in fact several of the actors paid to be in the film for the sake of posterity and bragging rights.DO NOT WATCH THIS WASTE OF FILM
Charlie Estevez (futuramafanfry)
Someone below said that this film insults real rubbish. That line is funnier & more interesting than anything that appears on screen in this unending and unendurable "movie." There is a lot of people on screen coming and going and saying stuff but no one does or says anything interesting and you never even know who the hero is supposed to be until the end of the movie when there are only two characters left on screen. I guess that's the writer/director's way of telling you who you were supposed to be rooting for all along. I could tell you everything that happens from start to finish (murder, red herrings, late-entering characters trying to add some twists, and a limp cop who would be better cast as Ichabod Crane instead of a policeman) and it couldn't spoil the story for you because you could never enjoy it in the first place. I don't think any of the actors who's name you might recognize have done a major film since this one. Perhaps Rockville slayed their careers. The actors you've never heard of before you will never hear from again. The shame of it all is that it looks like they threw a lot of money on the screen, production values are high. The problems are many: bad direction, bad self indulgent impenetrable story, bad acting, poor sound, and a very bad quality DVD release.
Curra Weisledge
After dallying through almost 20 minutes of this amateur film my hubby remarked "What's going on with that music?" What was going on, and continued to go on until the movie finally, mercifully, faded away was that the person scoring the film apparently fell asleep with his head nudged against the same eternally dull chord on his synthesiser. One note bellows endless, mindlessly, throughout nearly the entire movie, no matter what is happening in any scene, it gets the same blaring note. Honestly, if you can't expect the composer to stay away, please don't expect the viewer to do so either. One only wishes that the composer was a restless sleeper so that he could have nudged against some different keys from time to time.This video appears to be an amalgam of three or four different stories. It starts out as a teenage video nasty, morphs into a psychological melodrama, veers out of control into an incomprehensible police copper programmer, and then succumbs uncomfortably into a pseudo-horror sequence. At the end of the day, nothing that you've been watching can possibly gel into one story that you can hang your hat on.The world at large blames a lot on the Yanks these days but if this is what you all are watching then perhaps some of the behaviour we see on the evening news can be excused.
collinzo
Thought the film was OK. Z'Dar as always makes a silk purse out of a sows ear. If he wasn't in this flick I'd have given it maybe an 8/10. The amount of films this man has rescued is staggering. He was great as ass-face in Tyrone, a bad film lifted by him Even when his coasting like in Guns of El Chupacabra he lifts the film. incidentally his name in that, Z-Man Lord Invader is one of the all time great cinema monikers. I don't want to sound like I like everything that Z'Dar has been in. Frogtown 2 was nowhere near as good the original, he was partly to blame for this sadly. I also have too say his big break, sadly headlining a well respected horror franchise doesn't seem top count, but thats another issue. His big break in the brat pack mafia Mobsters. Well the film was such a stinker that all those involved suffered some career damage, sadly as the lowly goon Robert was bound to suffer more than most. Real shame.
AD
