TellMeAboutTheGolfShoes
This is actually one of the five movies I've rated 10 in here (the others being American History X, Rocky, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Usual Suspects) and I have to say it definitely deserves it.This is flat-out the worst movie ever made. None of the dialogue really makes sense, and it has an incredibly stupid plot. The first time I watched this alone I was boggled by how bad this was. Next time I watched it with my friends, and there were just so many stupid cliché-ish moments and we laughed all the time. Seriously, it sucks so bad you laugh all the time. And how do you rate a comedy movie? By how many times you break into uncontrollable laughter during the movie.And seriously, watch it until the end. The funniest part is right there *Spoiler* When Ice-T's character burns to death. Seriously I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS. I could probably draw a burning man better.Summary: It's so bad it breaks the scale and comes out the other end.
masselass
I really don't know what to say. I can start with telling you that I have seen it 3 times... that is actually 4 times to many.. but it gets better every time.The thought that gets me through the film is that: "He was serious when he made it". If I hadn't known that I would'a compared it to snakes on a plane. Not good, but they didn't try that hard. But, sadly thats not the deal here. This is crap from A to Z.. and I love it!In the background you can hear Ice-T. I'll bet you they have just put his record on replay and let it spin until the end of the movie.. NO cutting what so ever.But still, a film you SHOULD see.. I ordered it from the US to Norway because it was so poorly made the I first saw it... And I had to check if it was true.. it was.Horrible filming, writing, music, acting, cutting, editing and everything. But still.. I'll give it a 8!
scrawford-12
God-awful piece of direct to video tripe that was originally planned to be one third of a long movie but was eventually split into 3 equally Tricia's parts (Thank whoever you will for that decision). Albert Pyun, perhaps best know for Van Damme's 80's cyborgs-kicking-the-hell-outta'-each-other-in-a-wasteland sci-fi classic, helms this piece of muddled 'cinema'. The plot revolves around a whole bunch of bad ass gangsta's in a warehouse somewhere, spouting guff about who owns what turf, who killed who and yadda-yadda-yadda. Then Ice T shows up with his amigos and chaos ensues. I can't really go into too much more depth because, well, that's about as deep as the 65 minute running time allows us to get in I'm afraid. Shot on DV with a 50 cent budget over what looks like a weekend, one can't help but wonder who bank rolls crap like this. Avoid like the plague.
AngryVengefulMonkey
What can I say that hasn't already be said? This is one of the worst films ever made! I watched it while I was slightly tipsy so I could see the funny side but at the same time I kind of wanted to kill myself. As soon as the 'film' had finished we used the DVD as a frisbee and lost it over some building in Leicester. So if you are walking through Leicester and you should happen to see a DVD lying on the ground with the words 'Wrecking Crew' across it, do me a favour and burn it!Thank you.
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