robdot1964
Took awhile for this to get moving, when it did, it totally surprised me. I can usually guess where a movie is leading me, not at his time. Hang in there, it's worth it
Brandon Veracka
I don't care if this is supposedly a comedy horror flick (as one review states), it's pure garbage. It begins like many found footage horror movies, but then it deadpans, and then suddenly decides not to take itself seriously. It just doesn't make any sense; none at all. There is zero entertainment value in this movie. It's an hour of awful acting (some of the worst I've ever seen), and then it snaps into some kind of wild horror art film. Definitely up there with the worst of those "I want my time back" films.
Michael Ledo
You might want to skip the first few minutes of the film as it is a plot spoiler the reoccurs at about an hour and twenty minutes. The film is almost all found footage, as a crew films the show "Home Hunters Global" hosted by Kate Banks (Carrie Genzel). The crew is in a remote village of Moldova, a Romanian culture. They have returned to film the house of Becky Westlake (Brigid Brannagh) who bought the "worst house in Moldova." Upon their return they find the house if magnificently restored as they stay in a nearby village being ugly Americans with their cameras. There is a story about a local witch being burned at stake about 100 years ago. There appears to be something significant about frogs too.The acting wasn't solid. There was an attempt at humor, more towards the beginning, but there was nothing to indicate the film was a spoof. Alex (Kris Lemche) provided us with a few funny lines while everyone else was his straight man. The film takes over 50 minutes to get going, which maybe why the editors opted to splice a plot spoiler in the beginning. Mia Faith provides us with minor eye candy.Guide: F-word. Brief sex. No nudity.Note to self: Never yell "witch" in a crowded bar of Romanians.
kcrisenphoenix
The problem with this movie is that there was a whole lot of nothing going on. In trying to make it look real, it went on and on and on with nothing happening. Just a bunch of talking heads.By the end it does start getting a little spooky though. That's good....Some decent acting and some really, really bad acting which pulled me out of being able to enjoy the film. It is one of those movies that is supposed to be real, but it was the bad acting that kept ejecting me from being able to like the movie.And I think it must have been the directing. Because some of the actors really are good, but not in this. And a big reveal scene involving Afghanistan falls flat on its face, which was sad. It should have been better.Decent Acting: Mia Faith: Charming: I could believe she was a real person and not an actress. Brigid Brannagh: She almost convinced me she was a real person and not an actress. Dimitri Diatchenko: Funny and charming. I enjoyed him quite a bit.Truly horrible acting—Kindergarten Thanksgiving Plays have better acting: Carrie Genzel: Terrible! Stunned she was picked for this film. Kris Lemche: Truly some of the worst acting I've ever seen, except for Carrie Genzel. So bad. These two pretty much made this movie almost unwatchable.Then it finally hit me. This was a dark comedy. And when I realized that I decided this wasn't a total waste after all. If you have an hour and a half, and can sift through horrible acting, you may like this movie.
AD
