youradf Watching the movie, I thought I was watching an episode of Power Rangers, and saw the comment asking the same thing. Maybe it's because Sophia was actually a stunt double for the Pink Power Ranger-Seemed like the Power Rangers, unmasked... caricature of characters, with the action elevated to HK style levels. I took the whoosh whoosh as a parody of the usual action flicks, and can't imagine anyone expecting it was to be taken seriously. Saw an on air broadcast, so I imagine much of the stuff was clipped; didn't see any nudity, gratuitous or otherwise, and maybe where the bad guy got cleaved. Now why he didn't just jump off the ride; hmm?

grey_fox24 There is no way, someone could work on this movie and consider it a work of art. If there is a human being on this earth that envisioned this as their masterpiece, I will weep for mankind and the gene pool this person is adding too. I know this is a bit overly dramatic, but I'm bored and have nothing else to do. Enough people have written comments on how bad this movie is, so I won't mention the whooshing sounds, or the horrible acting, but I do feel the need to mention, that the high tech weaponry that one of the Seals was carrying that didn't cause a spark, was a paintball gun w/o the CO2 tank. I just mention that.

sp42 Ok lets start with the obvious, this movie is bad. Awful script, awful acting, unbelievably atrocious dialogue, budget the size of a car insurance advert and you could go on and on about how awful the film is.... but you would be wrong.Just like a nugget of gold wrapped in layers and layers .... and layers of mud, get beneath the surface (really far beneath the surface)there is treasure to be found.Lets start with the premise which is just an excellent excuse for some martial arts action. Ok ridiculously insane and evil bad guy has nukes and where is he launching them from? an island where the nuclear fallout of a past conflict would make a single gunshot ignite the whole island. (I am sure there is a reason why launching the nukes won't but I can't remember). So good guy puts together a crack squad of martial arts experts with dodgy pasts and different weapon specialities and prepares to kick ass. The film quickly reaches high octane stupidness, with hundreds of people battling it out in surprisingly well choreographed fight scenes.The complete over the topness of the film gives it an infectious fun feel, a film which is the equivalent to a whole day spent in the pub with your best mates. This film is incredibly funny. Regardless of action taken a huge swishing noise accompanies it. I need to adjust my glasses (swish), I am going stand up (swish swish), I am walking (swish swish swish swish). The dialogue is hilarious and the fight scenes are sometimes outrageously funny, especially the closing fight scenes which are over the top brilliance. Sure its all unintentional funniness but its still funny.Yes over the top martial arts violence, strippers and swearing. This is an excellent example of must watch with beer and mates category of action films.In short its not big, its certainly not clever, in fact its not even any good. It deserves 2 or 3 it gets hmm 7.

fox_muldur After seeing the first U.S. Seals, which was an atrocious movie, I figured I would see U.S. Seals II just for laughs. Well it certainly didn't let me down in that department, but for all the wrong reasons.You can tell any movie is going to be bad when it opens up with the main character cocking his pistol, staring directly at the camera, and giving this RIDICULOUS grin. Then his commander says, "Good Luck, and Godspeed!". Even if he was a good actor (rest assured, he is not), it is still a very corny line.The action starts up pretty quickly, and just like in the original, it goes down hill even quicker. Even the average viewer will notice that the "weapons" (are they even real guns??) change several times in the battle. I almost burst out laughing when the SEALS start shooting the bad guys and one of them runs out WITHOUT A GUN and jumps over some crates like he was hit. Then a bad guy is shot and flies through a wooden door and flips around several times until he decides he is dead. It is also enlightening when a SEAL says, "Hey Amigo" and shoots the guy who promptly flies 30 feet onto the ground, the rolls around a few times. I was rolling on the floor when a jeep on fire plunges in a lake (you can see the fire go out) and then boom!, BOOM!, BOOOOOOOOOOM! and half the port blows up!! Then, after the bad guy in the tower is shot for the 5th time, a SEAL pulls a bazooka out of nowhere and blows up the tower and the bad guy flies (extremely fake).The worst part about this is the first 30 minutes of the movie have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the rest of the movie. I'll spare you the horror of the rest of the movie but I'll briefly discuss the other bad parts:-Everytime anybody moves their hand, head, body, gun, or whatever it makes this retarded WHOOSH sound - just like the first movie.-About every 30 seconds the movie starts playing this ridiculous, and very tiring, chinese music.-One of the bad guys uses his DEADLY SCARF to fight a SEAL - he whips it around and knocks the SEAL down, eventually killing him with a SCARF.-The army major is wearing absolutely no army patches on his uniform, and also has an Australian accent.-Not a single US weapon is used in the movie.-The rest of the movie is set on an island NORTH of Siberia, yet everybody is wearing shorts and t-shirts?-The head SEAL is also apparently quite adept at operating a submarine.-(SPOILER) The whole plot basically revolves around 2 nuclear missiles on an island that is permeated with methane gas - precluding the use of guns. Now you would think that the whole grand scheme of LAUNCHING A MISSILE off the island would set off the methane. The head bad guy is also smoking a cigar the whole time, but a tiny spark in the end blows up the whole island??