Michael Ledo
This is a bad cult film filmed in and around Erie, Pa. After WWIII, which looked a lot like WWII film reels, 3 women try to make it from the nuclear wasteland to the safe confines of "The City" ruled by a woman dictator who likes to hang out in a swimming pool naked. Along the way they have to battle other scavengers in the Wasteland who have a fight club. Rule 1: All female captors must be stripped. There are also cannibals whose faces look like they are covered with strawberry cream cheese. (You might keep some bagels close by.) They also have to battle some bad CG fire and gun fire effects. The girls, in real life, have martial art skills, but the fight scenes looked horrible when coupled with former professional wrestlers with speed ups and frequent pauses.The plot ran weak. The special effects where ineffective. The sound could have been better. Metal/Death Metal music used for most of the fights except that junkyard battle which played the same riff over and over until it got annoying. Part of the excitement came from jerking the camera around."Apocalypse Female Warriors" is the recycling of "Warriors of the Apocalypse" which is typically a bad sign. Blockbusters don't get re-released under a different title.The film boasted plenty blood and an over-the-top head shot that air gaps the ears.Guide: F-bomb, FF nudity. More nudity and sex in the deleted scenes. 3 stars for the nudity. A film for bad film lovers. Not for everyone.
jourosevic
Please save yourself the vomit and don't watch this movie! I read the wrong review and got tricked into watching it.The review must have been posted by the deluded fool who made it.I feel cheated and violated and now I know, read all the reviews.It's not just the bad acting, or the pathetic effects; The whole timing is out and the editing is just sloppy, done with absolutely no attention to detail.If you want a good laugh, get drunk, get some friends together and poke fun at a movie that should never have been made.well maybe by a ten year old and if so never, ever, released!Well first post hope it save somebody the wasted time.
brianhelfrich
Woodyanders is a tool. I created this account out of anger, solely to warn others from having to endure what I just witnessed.This movie is about as enjoyable as watching a dog defecate. I hated it with the fiery passion of a thousand suns and felt compelled to save you, dear reader, the time.I read the IMDb review by Woodyanders titled 'An excellent and exciting post-nuke sci-fiction/action winner' and expected at least an interesting movie. Instead, I got to watch some of the least capable actors/actresses who clearly couldn't act their way out of a paper bag. The plot was atrocious and the dialog appeared to be written by a child. The movie fell flat on it's face on absolutely every level and we have some of the worst camera-work in history to save it for posterity. This movie is so incredibly bad that I hope it ruins the careers of everyone involved.
tcoll32
First I want to say I was extremely lucky to get a copy of this film since it is being re-edited. The hard part for me to accept is that the re-edited edition will be most likely exceed my enjoyment of the current version I now have. Having said that this latest epic starts off after WW III has devastated the world. The few survivors are either huddled together in the last remaining city run by a despotic militarized fascist leader. Those who aren't in the city are tying to survive. We get a group of 3 companions working there way to the city and trying to survive the mutated wasteland with the roving band of marauders. With a full compliment of KWF stalwarts like Brian Heffron, Darian Cane, Renee Porada, Brian Anthony, and Pamela Sutch (along with Len) this film is fast paced and action packed. This is by and large the biggest film attempted by KWF and they deliver on all accounts.
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