Bless This House

Bless This House

1995
Bless This House
Bless This House

Bless This House

6.5 | en | Comedy

Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.

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Seasons & Episodes

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EP16  Natural Born Parents
Jan. 17,1996
Natural Born Parents

When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.

EP15  One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo
Jan. 10,1996
One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo

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EP14  The Bowling Method
Jan. 03,1996
The Bowling Method

After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.

EP13  Misery on 34th Street
Dec. 20,1995
Misery on 34th Street

It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.

EP12  If It Ain't Broke, Break It
Dec. 13,1995
If It Ain't Broke, Break It

Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.

EP11  Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be
Nov. 22,1995
Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be

Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.

EP10  The Postman Always Moves Twice
Nov. 15,1995
The Postman Always Moves Twice

Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.

EP9  Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
Nov. 08,1995
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days

As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.

EP8  A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Nov. 01,1995
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.

EP7  The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions
Oct. 25,1995
The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions

Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.

EP6  Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
Oct. 18,1995
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired

Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.

EP5  I Am Not My Sister's Keeper
Oct. 11,1995
I Am Not My Sister's Keeper

Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.

EP4  A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Sep. 27,1995
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.

EP3  Company Loves Misery
Sep. 20,1995
Company Loves Misery

Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.

EP2  A Woman's Work is Never Done
Sep. 13,1995
A Woman's Work is Never Done

Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.

EP1  Pilot
Sep. 11,1995
Pilot

In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.

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Released: 1995-09-11 | Released Producted By: Warner Bros. Television , Mohawk Productions Country: United States of America Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
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Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.

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Cast

Cathy Moriarty , Howie Mandel , Don Stark

Director

Billy Van Zandt

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Warner Bros. Television , Mohawk Productions

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Reviews

boogietunes Where Can I Find this on DVD?? Don't you just love the Clayton family? This show has been given a worldwide 'cult following' status. Like all American comedies (good & bad) there's just this air of magic about this one. Andrew Clay and Cathy Moriarty do it justice and I believe their parts could not have been played by anyone else because for me, they're truly peanut butter and jelly. Only 16 episodes? I think it was because people thought Andrew Dice Clay stinks (which I never understood) being British and all. Many of us craved for a second season..alas it was not to be. All I can do is patiently wait for the UK's Channel 4 re-runs.
middlej16 I was so mad when i sat down and turned my TV on to watch Bless this house. I forget what show came on but i was like "What the h..."! Bless this house was funny! It wasn't just Dice's humor, all the actors played an equal role. Shows usually don't work if relies on one actor. I think the next weeks tvguide came out with the reason the show was canceled. Sighting some contract that Dice had signed that if the powers game him the show he would have to not do his standup show. I'm guessing in his show he bashes women. And to be perfectly clear, I never have seen any of his stand up back then. Only clips here and there. So i really wasn't a Dice fan or hater. All that mattered to me is some idiot(s) took the funniest show to come along in a long time off the air! I feel Bless this house would have lasted just as long as Married with children. I along with the rest of us comedy hungry people were robbed! I read the other reviews and Tue comparisons they were giving about what show Bless this house was spun off of. Honeymooners sure, but King of Queens, don't see it. I didn't like King of Queens. Tried watching it. It just wasn't that funny. Okay i have had my say but i need to get to what I really want! WERE CAN I BUY, STEAL, COPY, or BORROW Bless this house on DVD? I'm not kidding. I feel if the powers that be made this available on DVD, it would sell just fine! Thank you for reading my comments on Bless this house. Jerry
jersey-3 This was a pleasantly surprisingly funny sitcom that came out in 1995. The Honeymooners feel of this show worked. I thought the chemistry between Dice and Cathy Moriarty was the perfect Ralph & Alice. And Andrew Clay wasn't Dice in this show. He reminded me of plenty of the Jewish/Italian dads I knew growing up in New York City. They worked hard, seemed annoyed with life at times, but truly loved their wife and kids. And Lenny & Phyllis were Trudy & Ed Norton.Unfortunately, before this show even premiered, people were boycotting it because "Dice" was in it. So stupid people were not to give this a chance. It was funny and real. Problem was we were in the middle of a politcally correct time. People complained, CBS buckled, and the show was no more. What a shame...it was one of the few new shows in 1995 that I loved.Incidentally, one of the few people who actually gave Dice a chance was my Dad. HE HATED DICE!!! But he watched the pilot and enjoyed it greatly. He was as upset as I was when the show was cancelled prematurely.
hillari I believe that Andrew Dice Clay has the potential to be a good actor, but this so-so sitcom was not the place to display his talents. This was a 1990's version of The Honeymooners, with Clay and Cathy Moriarty as a working class couple trying to get ahead. This wasn't a totally horrible show, but it wasn't all that good, either. Clay's talents are better than what was shown in this bland sitcom.