Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

2004
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

7.4 | TV-Y7 | en | Comedy

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

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EP22  Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)
Jun. 08,2007
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)

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EP21  Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels
Jun. 08,2007
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels

The school goes on a field trip to a museum, including Ned, Moze and Cookie, even after they have been banned from the field trip by Vice-Principal Crubbs for trying to forge a permission slip for Cookie. Ned tries to spend time with Suzie while avoiding Crubbs; Moze tries to see the wild boy, and Loomer tries to spend time with her. Cookie becomes "the Steel Eagle" to impress Lisa Zemo. Eventually, all three are chased by Crubbs, museum security guards, and samurai actors. Ned then becomes the museum's titular Wild Boy and must choose between Suzie and Moze. He chooses Moze, they kiss, and become boyfriend and girlfriend, while Suzie decides to date Loomer again. Cookie learns of a plan to steal the museum's Wild Boy painting, so the trio gain the attention of the security guards and catch the thieves. Cookie wins a date with Lisa. Meanwhile, back at the school, Gordy tries to catch the weasel with the help of the other teachers, whose items have been destroyed by the weasel. They eventually demolish the entire school to catch the weasel, only to find out that it has given birth; feeling sympathetic, Gordy and the teachers decide to spare the weasel. Note: This is a double-length episode.

EP20  Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else
Jun. 02,2007
Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else

Ned studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek himself in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for her and Faymen gets all perfect scores and Ned as a geek gets all zeroes; Cookie gives Evelyn Kwong a "test" to prove that they are incompatible and she decides to date Seth instead. Ned tries to confess to Moze that he likes her; Moze must decide between Ned and Faymen, while Faymen has a decide whether or not to go back to Brazil; Cookie eliminates all of Lisa Zemo's other admirers so that he can spend time with her; in a surprise ending reveal, Suzie has moved back to Polk.

EP19  Guide to: Health & Jealousy
May. 12,2007
Guide to: Health & Jealousy

Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that it was Faymen; Cookie also is suffering from mood swings. Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealous rage; Seth, Faymen and Loomer fight over Moze; Cookie attempts to make Lisa Zemo jealous by pretending to go out with another girl, but instead, it makes Evelyn Kwong jealous.

EP18  Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper
May. 05,2007
Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper

Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

EP17  Guide to: Money & Parties
Apr. 07,2007
Guide to: Money & Parties

The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work off to pay her back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money from entertainment. Ned goes to Seth's party with Missy and tries to ditch her when Suzie unexpectedly shows up; Moze tries to kiss Ned to determine if she'll see sparks; Cookie is not invited, so he sneaks in as the girl named Simone.

EP16  Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives
Mar. 24,2007
Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives

MAKING NEW FRIENDS; Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. POSITIVES & NEGATIVES; Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school, Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static electricity

EP15  Guide to: Fundraising and Competition
Mar. 10,2007
Guide to: Fundraising and Competition

Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell for school fundraising; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar. Ned teams up with Missy to battle Loomer in a Social Studies competition; Moze must find a new rival now that Suzie has moved away; Cookie fakes his way to become Lisa's salsa dance partner for a dance competition.

EP14  Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Feb. 24,2007
Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit

Getting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he needs to get organized. Moze and Cookie's favorite snack has been replaced by Powdered Mini Donuts in the vending machine, and they need to work together to get their favorite snack back. Extra Credit: Ned needs to get at least a B- or his mom will get really mad at him. Unfortunately, his average is a C+ in all classes. When asking his teachers how to bump his grade up, they all say the same thing: Extra Credit. Now he needs to complete four Extra Credit Assignments in just a few days. Meanwhile,Moze wants her mark bumped up to an A+, so she designs a very large Volcano and Cookie gets a Credit card that is to be used for emergencies, but he uses it for general purposes.

EP13  Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop
Feb. 17,2007
Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop

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EP12  Guide to: Boys & Girls
Feb. 10,2007
Guide to: Boys & Girls

Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classes. Moze gets a new phone she has no clue how to use. Cookie wears a jacket covered in 33 cellphones in attempt to win a Mustang Convertible from a local radio station.Woodshop: Ned and Cookie blow up the art room, and have to switch to woodshop. Moze is entering a woodshop competition. Ned keeps overhearing Moze and thinks she is talking about her feelings for him. Cookie is on the run from a killer saw named "Christine".

EP11  Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving
Feb. 03,2007
Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving

Hallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students believing that they can get away with anything in the halls; Moze tries to use hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie becomes the hallway traffic reporter. Friends Moving: Ned becomes concerned for his safety after the events of the previous episode, so he starts carrying around a pillow, or a "cushion protector" as he calls it; Moze tries to stop Faymen from leaving; Cookie tells Evelyn Kwong he is leaving for Hawaii, so everyone becomes convinced he is leaving; Suzie moves away, much to Ned's surprise and disappointment.

EP10  Guide to: Volunteering & The Library
Jan. 27,2007
Guide to: Volunteering & The Library

Volunteering: Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to clean up the school back entrance with the help of Loomer, Crony and Buzz; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong in the school store. The Library: Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of their missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book she needs for a book report.

EP9  Guide to: Revenge & School Records
Jan. 15,2007
Guide to: Revenge & School Records

Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team. School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sport.

EP8  Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Nov. 26,2006
Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days

Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you", but the bus driver is distressed over his own recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must try to get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misses him. Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair, and ultimately seeks out Missy's help; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.

EP7  Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
Nov. 12,2006
Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment

Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner. Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as tooting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.

EP6  Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found
Nov. 05,2006
Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found

Ned draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal moments; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls. Ned finds a pair of Carmelo Anthony signed sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the shoes' real owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in sixth grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.

EP5  Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies
Oct. 29,2006
Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies

The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall. Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.

EP4  Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
Oct. 22,2006
Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play

Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her. The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer, who is playing Romeo, from kissing Suzie, who is playing Juliet; Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop Ned and keep the play on track; Cookie helps Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.

EP3  Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
Oct. 15,2006
Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out

A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular. Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with his rival Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.

EP2  Guide to: Reading & Principals
Oct. 01,2006
Guide to: Reading & Principals

Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.

EP1  Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball
Sep. 24,2006
Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball

New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo.

Dodgeball: Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze, the best player in school!

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7.4 | TV-Y7 | en | Comedy , Kids | More Info
Released: 2004-09-12 | Released Producted By: Nickelodeon Productions , ApolloProScreen Filmproduktion Country: United States of America Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
Synopsis

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

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Cast

Devon Werkheiser , Lindsey Shaw , Daniel Curtis Lee

Director

Scott Fellows

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Nickelodeon Productions , ApolloProScreen Filmproduktion

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Anonreveiwer There's nothing outstanding about 'Ned's Declassified'. It's a basic concept with a basic storyline. Ned Bigby is a lazy under achieving pupil attending the wacky James K. Polk middle school with his two best friends Cookie and Moze. Wanting to help future generations, he creates a guide to with tips and facts to survive school. Simple enough.Devon Werkheiser is excellent as Ned, offering an extremely likable and relate able performance. He has excellent comedy premise and delivers the lines with hilarity as well as sincerity. He remains believable in an exaggerated world. Lindsay Shaw also shines as Moze, Ned's Tom-Boy best friend but the real show-taker here is Daniel Lee Curtis as Ned's computer-geek friend Cookie. Not only are his misadventures comic thunder, but he offers such a likable persona you just can't help but feel sorry for the tech-obsessed geek even if he is in the wrong. Tylor Chase, Daran Norris and Rob Pinkston all offer up good supporting performances and some could even hold a show on their own if a spin-off ever came about.The sitcom is a breath of fresh air as it is one of the few teen-coms that doesn't focus on looks, popularity and guest stars. It's just three middle school friends trying to find their place in the world which can connect to teenagers everywhere. That and it offers up some very funny slapstick.However, the sitcom can feel childish (but hey, that's who it's aimed at right?) at times and most of the characters, whilst likable, are fairly forgettable. It offers nothing to to teen-coms but it never tried to. It's just an easy watch in an easy afternoon.
drybones87 I love this show so much. There are so many different situations that Ned always gets involved in. And his friends Cookie and Mose usually have side situations too, which usually is a confusing thing for shows like Malcolm in the Middle which all the side situations are completely different and hard to manage. Usually in this show, Cookie and Mose have side situations that relate to the tip Ned is mainly getting across, like in the episode "Lunch", they each have problems regarding food and lunch. And the tips Ned gives sometimes are useful in school, like being organized, and it shows what could happen if you're not. And how to stop bad habits. And the best part? NO LAUGH TRACK. All the shows on Nick like Drake and Josh and iCarly have the laugh track and it is starting to get annoying. In this show, you don't need an aid to tell you: "LAUGH! This is the funny part!" You just find out by watching. All the episodes are unique in their own way, are funny, and in a strange way educational. But this show does have a little bad acting. But it still is really entertaining. The rivalry between Gordy and the weasel never gets old, cuz he always comes up with new ways to get rid of him. So this show is very entertaining. It is worth a watch or two. It is a great series and you may learn a thing or two about surviving school, you never know.
tekkenfreek236 And what do they do with a good thing? Of course they cancel it! But still, this is a great kids show. It's original. The comedy is wonderful, and the actors are talented.By far, my favorite character is the janitor Gordy, who also happens to be the voice of Cosmo from The Fairly OddParents. He seems to take some characteristics from Cosmo and uses them for Gordy! The plots are usually about school, but they take the idea and run with it as far away as they possibly can! They find clever ways of making it funny without being too over the top.All in all, this is a wonderful show that I would like to see released on DVD! This show deserves more than what Nick gave it. In fact, they don't even show re-runs anymore! What's up with that? Anyway, if you ever get the chance to check this show out, then it's worth your time! It's 30 minutes of your time well spent!
stejujo I've always loved this show, and I'm sad to see it end. I was hoping there would be more episodes after the "Field Trip," but I guess that won't happen. But if we keep begging for more like they did with 7th. Heaven, maybe the producers will add another season. As soon as I saw the episode when Cookie got a moustache, I knew the show was bound to end soon. All the good Nick is being taken away. First it was the Amanda show, then All That, and now Ned's. Let's hope Drake and Josh isn't next, because that's the only good show on Nick left, besides Spongebob. I'll miss Krubs's weirdness, and his mispronunciation of words, like saying "Moi" (me in French) with muy (Spanish for very). I'll miss Mr. Kwest's "Sh-Sh-Sh-Shwaw," and the comb-over guy's comb-over. I thought Cookie was really funny.Point is, I'll really miss this show a lot, but at least there will be reruns, so I can see all the funny episodes again. If you miss it as much as I do, sign the petition to save the show on the Ned's message board.