Watch My Chops

Watch My Chops

2003
Watch My Chops
Watch My Chops

Watch My Chops

6.7 | en | Animation

Watch My Chops is an animated series about an intelligent talking dog, Corneil, and his "dog-sitter", Bernie Barges. The series was produced, written, and animated in France, and the English dubbing took place in London. The series was produced by Millimages and aired in the United States on Nicktoons, in the UK on CBBC from 2004-2007 and France on France 3 of december 2003. It starred Keith Wickham, Ben Small, Dian Perry, Dan Russell and Laurence Bouvard and more recently Mark Laidman. In the UK, the show is called Watch My Chops, named after Corneil's catchphrase; in France, it is known as Corneil et Bernie. In the United States, the shows was titled Corneil & Bernie. A DVD of the first season has been released.

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EP52  The art of War
Apr. 09,2016
The art of War

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EP51  Snake under the sofa
Apr. 03,2016
Snake under the sofa

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EP50  Elvis, Johnny and the other guys
Apr. 03,2016
Elvis, Johnny and the other guys

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EP49  Corneil express
Apr. 02,2016
Corneil express

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EP48  The scooter gang
Apr. 02,2016
The scooter gang

Corneil is a dog like no other. He speaks, reads and even solves complex mathematical problems! He's never revealed his abilities for fear of becoming a guinea pig for scientists. But his masters hire teenager Bernie who discovers his secret.

EP47  A friend of John's
Apr. 02,2016
A friend of John's

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EP46  The country cure
Mar. 26,2016
The country cure

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EP45  Number ONE rebel
Mar. 26,2016
Number ONE rebel

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EP44  The runway show
Mar. 20,2016
The runway show

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EP43  Grannie Oakley
Mar. 20,2016
Grannie Oakley

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EP42  Uncle Gina
Mar. 19,2016
Uncle Gina

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EP41  The Star, the Scoop and the Actor
Mar. 19,2016
The Star, the Scoop and the Actor

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EP40  High-speed sitter
Mar. 13,2016
High-speed sitter

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EP39  A crazy day
Mar. 13,2016
A crazy day

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EP38  Arnold the Lady-killer
Mar. 12,2016
Arnold the Lady-killer

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EP37  Rico's Revenge
Mar. 12,2016
Rico's Revenge

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EP36  A public menace
Mar. 06,2016
A public menace

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EP35  Thats the Bomb
Mar. 06,2016
Thats the Bomb

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EP34  The first kiss before the end of the world
Mar. 05,2016
The first kiss before the end of the world

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EP33  Tofu Fever
Mar. 05,2016
Tofu Fever

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EP32  Why do you love me
Feb. 28,2016
Why do you love me

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EP31  Catherine
Feb. 28,2016
Catherine

Corneil is a dog like no other. He speaks, reads and even solves complex mathematical problems! He's never revealed his abilities for fear of becoming a guinea pig for scientists. But his masters hire teenager Bernie who discovers his secret.

EP30  Daddy I want that!
Feb. 27,2016
Daddy I want that!

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EP29  A Real Gem
Feb. 27,2016
A Real Gem

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EP28  Poker Face
May. 05,2014
Poker Face

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EP27  That’s Not Okay!
May. 05,2014
That’s Not Okay!

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EP26  Week End in Mexico
Mar. 23,2014
Week End in Mexico

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EP25  The bodyguard
Mar. 23,2014
The bodyguard

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EP24  Baywatch Dog
Mar. 22,2014
Baywatch Dog

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EP23  A billionaire's vacation
Mar. 22,2014
A billionaire's vacation

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EP22  The Crime of the Century
Mar. 16,2014
The Crime of the Century

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EP21  Dollar panic
Mar. 16,2014
Dollar panic

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EP20  We are the Champions… or Not
Mar. 15,2014
We are the Champions… or Not

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EP19  REACH FOR THE STARS!
Mar. 15,2014
REACH FOR THE STARS!

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EP18  Joint Custody
Feb. 08,2014
Joint Custody

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EP17  Muse Madness
Feb. 08,2014
Muse Madness

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EP16  It’ll Make You a Man, Bernie!
Feb. 02,2014
It’ll Make You a Man, Bernie!

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EP15  Home sweet home
Feb. 02,2014
Home sweet home

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EP14  There's something about Jocelyne
Feb. 01,2014
There's something about Jocelyne

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EP13  Lamebrain Party
Feb. 01,2014
Lamebrain Party

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EP12  BALL CRAZY BERNIE!
Jan. 26,2014
BALL CRAZY BERNIE!

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EP11  No Dogs Allowed!
Jan. 26,2014
No Dogs Allowed!

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EP10  My Favorite Ghost
Jan. 25,2014
My Favorite Ghost

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EP9  A Real Faker
Jan. 25,2014
A Real Faker

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EP8  Antie bingo
Jan. 19,2014
Antie bingo

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EP7  A Puppy, If You Want!
Jan. 19,2014
A Puppy, If You Want!

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EP6  A Forced Health Regime
Jan. 18,2014
A Forced Health Regime

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EP5  It's not funny
Jan. 18,2014
It's not funny

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EP4  A girl's scooter
Jan. 12,2014
A girl's scooter

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EP3  Eglantine & Buttercup
Jan. 12,2014
Eglantine & Buttercup

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EP2  The Loud Dog Whisperer
Jan. 11,2014
The Loud Dog Whisperer

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EP1  No chocolate
Jan. 11,2014
No chocolate

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6.7 | en | Animation , Comedy | More Info
Released: 2003-11-11 | Released Producted By: Millimages , Country: France Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
Synopsis

Watch My Chops is an animated series about an intelligent talking dog, Corneil, and his "dog-sitter", Bernie Barges. The series was produced, written, and animated in France, and the English dubbing took place in London. The series was produced by Millimages and aired in the United States on Nicktoons, in the UK on CBBC from 2004-2007 and France on France 3 of december 2003. It starred Keith Wickham, Ben Small, Dian Perry, Dan Russell and Laurence Bouvard and more recently Mark Laidman. In the UK, the show is called Watch My Chops, named after Corneil's catchphrase; in France, it is known as Corneil et Bernie. In the United States, the shows was titled Corneil & Bernie. A DVD of the first season has been released.

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Reviews

GravityLoudHouseLover1 Corneil and Bernie was a show that was on Nicktoons Networks back into 2005/2006. The show was about the Misadventures of a Corneil and his dog sitter Bernie Barges who look after for Beth and John. The others Characters include Bernie's Uncle Rico, Romeo who is a jock who doesn't like Corneil and Martha one Bernie's classmates. I remember watch as kid on Saturdays and Sunday at 3:00 and 3:30 in the afternoon and was a good show. Today just watch couple episodes to refresh my memory. I watch the episode like "The Big Sleep", "Unlucky Break" and "A Dog's Life" just to couple. I Really enjoyed Corneil and Bernie and recommend this show to anybody. Anyway I Give Corneil and Bernie a 10 out stars for a really from My Childhood. Anyway Later
mamamiasweetpeaches I came on here to write a review for CORNEIL AND BERNIE. I am surprised to say that a lot of the reviewers have already stated the important facts about the show and beat me to it! The show is about a teenager who is a dog walker for a rich childless couple who treat their dog like their baby. For some reason the dog, Corneil, decides that instead of letting his owners know he can talk he is going to let the dog walker Bernie in on the secret. The dog is very intelligent and the dog walker is pretty dopey so a lot of times the dog comes up with a brilliant scheme and the dog walker, Bernie puts the plan into motion. My seven year old daughter looooves this show because she's a big dog lover. It seems every time it starts she dances and sings the song (Okay, I admit it: so do I!) and she laughs all through the show and then when it ends she almost always turns to me and says "I wish our dog could talk". The one complaint I have about CORNEIL AND BERNIE is they always play the same few episodes. My daughter and I are getting curious just how many episodes were made so far because we keep seeing the same five episodes all the time (Bernie with a broken leg at the dance, the cook who is robber, the pram episode, the twin dog episode and the alien episode).
tedelglass I happened across Corneil and Bernie one evening totally by accident. I thought it was cute and wanted to see it again. I am a grown woman but I love a good cartoon! I am now addicted to this show! I just love it!!! Corneil is absolutely the cutest and most likable little dog I've even encountered since Toto! Once you start watching this 'toon' you'll want to see it again and again. Even the opening song is catchy. While Bernie is an annoying moron, he is a great foil for Corneil. The setting is New York City where Corneil is the only "child" to a successful & prominent couple. Corneil can talk but Bernie is the only one who knows (much the same as "Mr. Ed" - another great show). When I first saw SpongeBob, I knew right away it was going to be HUGE - and I was right. I'm thinking Corneil is on his way to similar fame. I hope so. Can't wait for the merchandise to roll off the line. Already have all the SpongeBob 'stuff' I can handle! If you have kids, this is the cartoon. Unlike many others, it is not only entertaining but somewhat educational too. Heck, I've already picked up a Latin expression I didn't know!!! Tune in, you won't be disappointed. It's on NickToons.
DirectorsCut19 I can never get that catchy theme song out of my head, and I'm glad I can't. It's great...and so is the show! It's about a hapless dog walker who walks a talking dog for a rich couple, the catch is that HE only knows he can talk, although a scientist nearly did in an episode. Corneil is the dog, while Bernie's the dog walker. Usually, there curiosity gets both of them in trouble, like when Corneil thought a neighbor was Dracula, or how Bernie tries to be friend with cool kid Romeo. As you can guess, however, Bernie gets into the most trouble although Corneil always warns him with the memorable line "Bernie, watch my chops..." The animation is pretty bizarre, but we're not talking Yakkity Yak/Pelswick/Rocko bizarre, but bizarre. You can see the show for yourself if you have the Nicktoons channel: Its on weeknights at 8, 8:30, & 11pm before The Ren & Stimpy Show.Grade: A-