Pat Berg
This is the perfect bad movie. Horrible plot worse acting .I love this. Watch in groups for a perfect drinking game who dies next.My favorite line professor" the shark is chasing the pollution from larger boat", girl on her first day stunningly giving orders " what do you mean" professor " it's making the shark insane" girl "oh no". That's it that's actual dialogue.later in movie while the shark is a large (for some reason paddle wheel) metal boat they all start screaming for life boats. Later while in a boat with they talk about about where to got to be safe the girl who is now in charge says go to this island I saw earlier today it's to only land around its are only chance, but, while she is saying this in back of her you see land covered in trees no more 200 yards away through the whole scene. This could have the been the first movie directed by a blind person if so sorry for harsh review but dude make more movies soon. Way more stuff in this awesome movie to enjoy. Look I do not want to rip someone else's review but, if anyone thought this was going to be , insert your favorite movie here, you should seek help. Two more things 1. The shark gains three heads 2. There unfortunately will be people who believe that this is real or this could happen. Junk science is evil, hopefully this film won't win a Nobel prize for science.
Leofwine_draca
3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is unsurprisingly a follow-up to 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK. It's another monster flick from The Asylum, in which an unlikely creation goes after a group of partygoers and various assorted individuals off the coast of Florida.You know the score by now if you're familiar with The Asylum's work: this is a so-bad-it's-good piece of film-making cheese, loaded with unashamed dodgy special effects, lashings of bloodshed, and almost constant eye candy. The scenarios and situations are ripped off from various movies, including PIRANHA 3D, but nonetheless I found myself enjoying it. The film provides a near-constant stream of shark attack scenes with plenty of goofy acting to applaud.This is a step up from the previous movie and one of the most fun films from The Asylum that I've yet watched. They even have Danny Trejo making an extended cameo in a spin on his character from MACHETE. Really, though, it's all about the likes of Dawn Hamil and Brianna Ferris parading around in their form-fitting bikinis to titillate male viewers, and some better than average CGI effects used to animate the three-headed shark. Normal cinema-goers will hate this film, but B-movie fans should get a kick or two (or three!) out of it.
frwatson
Another piece of crap brought to us by THE ASYLUM and Syfy. Not worth the time to watch. Just goes to show you that THE ASYLUM and Syfy doesn't care what they produce. Awful. Cheap. Dull. Bad Acting. Bad Direction. Bad screenplay. It really needs a -10 or more. Nothing THE ASYLUM produces is worth watching. Syfy is just as bad. Too cheap to actually make a decent movie. Instead they spend little and send work to a crap production company. The two positive reviews must have been from THE ASYLUM, in noway it is a masterpiece. I always check to see who the production company when it comes to Syfy. If it's THE ASYLUM, the TV goes off.
jlthornb51
Christopher Ray, a gifted and visionary director, has crafted a very unique horror film of extraordinary quality that at the same time serves as a significant cautionary tale regarding pollution of our oceans. While the idea of a rampaging 3-headed shark may seem ridiculous at first, certainly in light of the fouling of our great seas there are mutations occurring that are truly frightening. Jacob Cooney and Bill Hanstock, superb screenwriters, have penned a screenplay of stunning insight and show a clear understanding of the dangers humanity faces if the madness continues. The tension, suspense, and terror in this incredible film are unrelenting and so powerfully intense that it becomes virtually unendurable by the shattering climax. An important motion picture that is also the finest entry in the Monster Shark genre in quite some time.
AD
