Woodyanders A bunch of young folks are hired to help open an aviation museum on an old closed U.S. military airbase. They find themselves being terrorized by an ancient evil spirit that they accidentally unleash. Director J. Christian Ingvordsen and screenwriter Matthew M. Howe trot out all the usual endearingly creaky old school retro 80's knifekill clichés: Hokey fake scares, a vicious and mysterious masked maniac, a couple of obvious creepy red herring characters, a handy helping of graphic gore, the inevitable have sex and die routine, and a generous amount of yummy gratuitous female nudity (seven bare breasts in total!). Moreover, Ingvordsen relates the familiar, yet still enjoyable story at a steady pace, makes good use of the sprawling location, and concludes the picture on a surprisingly bleak and nihilistic note. Billy Drago deliciously hams it up as batty curator Hank. Ubiquitous seasoned scream queen Debbie Rochon provides a winning blend of sass and spirit as the sarcastic Corey. Delectably buxom brunette knockout Caitlin Sabins supplies the best and most succulent undraped skin as the kinky Alison. In addition, there are solid contributions from Joshua Park as the amiable Dan, Jennifer Lauren Grant as the perky Teri Jablonski, Kelly Ray as the spunky Rachel, and Jon Christian as morose war veteran Hank. The revelation of the killer's identity is a genuine surprise. Howe's crisp cinematography gives the movie a pleasingly polished look. Timo Elliston's shivery score hits the shuddery spot. Recommended viewing for slice'n'dice fans.

lastliberal It really didn't take long in this slasher flick before one of the hot teens working in museum reveals her ample beauties. Rachel (Kelly Ray) is accosted in a hallway and offers her skin to the slasher.Soon after a slasher starts collecting hearts from his victims. My money is on old Harry (Billy Drago), as he seems especially creepy. But, the wacko Hank (Jon Christian), the dude who went ballistic and killed three sailors, is out of the hospital. Is he after the blood relic he left behind? It's time to party, and Corey (Debbie Rochon) is just having a fun time, but it is Pam (Melanie Rademaker) that really wants the party to start, and, boy does she get it started.While Pam and Mark are off doing their thing, Corey is winning at strip poker and has Rachel topless again, along with Alison (Caitlin Sabins). Things are getting interesting.Then the blood starts flowing...15 boobies, 11 dead, and one decapitation.

lordzedd-3 Let's see what we have to work with, a blood relic just sitting in the middle of an open field resting on a skull with no other relics or warnings not to touch it. Where anyone can find it, that makes perfect sense (NOT!) Second, what is the back story of the relic, how old is it, how did a demonic force get into it? These are kind of important subtext questions so the movie will make sense. Since they don't have it, it doesn't. Lastly, the big twist of who the killer is also makes perfect sense (NOT!). In one seen, the killer grabs one of the girls, pulls her into the room and while holding the door shut ties her up, takes her across the room and places a noose around her neck that's connect via a pulley to the door that when they force the door open it hangs her, then leaves via an unknown door, changes her clothes and returns to help open the door and kill the girl in about ten seconds. That doesn't make any sense. Plus, the pilot that found the relic, he hasn't changed in twenty years. So, what the hell was Billy Drago thinking when he agreed to this disaster of a flick? What's more shocking is this crapper didn't go right to video. THE NOOSE!

fyrekracker A complete waste of about a half an hour.IT'S A CURSED TALISMAN MOVIE...OH NOOO!The only thing this movie had going for it was a nice collection of vintage warplanes that were housed in the museum used a setting for this mess.Cardboard acting, horrible make-up (rubber Spencer Gifts Heart, and Campbells Tomato Soup blood)and the same old "lets have a séance" plot line abound in this movie.About the only thing frightening in this movie is Billy Dragos dental work!I had to turn it off after what appears to be every female hottie in this film starts disrobing,looks like the producers ran out of ideas early here.I can't understand why after watching the terrible acting in the first half hour of this movie,anyone wouldn't be rooting for the killer anyway. Skip this one.