kawaiicookieanime
Today I decided to watch a movie since I had a lot of spare time today, I chose Disaster Movie because I was in the mood for a giggle. Unfortunately, I didn't laugh, instead I cringed at the awful acting, seriously terrible humour and pretty much everything! This pile of rubbish is WORSE than Epic Movie!To be honest, I think Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg let Year Seven students write the script for this torture method!
What does Amy Winehouse have to do with disaster movies? What does Juno have to do with disaster movies? WHAT DOES HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HAVE TO DO WITH FREAKING DISASTER MOVIES?!When I got to the 25th minute mark, I couldn't take it anymore so I decided to turn it off which was a shame because this was the first movie I've stopped watching. I just couldn't bear the torture anymore...If you see this movie on DVD somewhere, don't pick it up, it's not worth it. Don't watch this on TV when there's nothing else on.
J.
As the title suggests, "Disaster Movie" is a disastrous movie about disasters (these disasters include the Sex and the City cast). I found myself laughing at many parts when I first watched it, but now that I really think about it, the whole movie is filled with very childish and downright lazy humor.The parody is not very good, I mean there are many parody movies way better than this. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer should've looked at those parodies that actually work and take inspiration from them instead of the Scary Movie series.Not a good movie, but I wouldn't say it deserves to be in the Bottom 100 (where it seems to be right now), either.I vote 3 out of 10. I don't recommend watching this.
talisencrw
Easily the worst film I have ever seen that wasn't helmed by a female director. I am usually very picky when it comes to selecting movies to watch, hence my usually high satisfaction as a cinephile. I can't believe I wasted my time on this vile piece of garbage and that this ever saw a cinematic release when there MUST be thousands...NO, millions, of better things that could have been made instead. The Lumiere brothers must be rolling in their graves at how cinema has been travestied.My only regret other than my time wasted and the scar on my brain from having watched it is the fact that unlike Metacritic, on IMDb I can't give it a zero rating. Or a negative, for that matter! =)
morphricky
I was looking forward to watching this because I love disaster movies and it would be so easy to make fun of them. With all the unrealistic survival situations, moron decisions by bad guys and the fact that there's very few disaster movies that would make you go "Wow!".I haven't watched this movie for many years, but I still remember being hugely disappointed by it. Much like "Meet the Spartans", the jokes are not about what the movie is titled. Instead there's just poor celebrity imitations with bad jokes. I can't remember laughing even once. On the other hand I regularly get a lot of laughters out of bad disaster movies like "Atomic Twister". And I even think that one didn't intend to be funny at all, while this one did.
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