tvsweeney-39052
Formulaic plot: In olden times, boy loves girl, boy becomes vampire, boy loses girl, then finds her centuries later. She's now in love with someone else and... take it from there. This premise still makes sense, but when applied to the story that follows, it crumbles rapidly. The heroine is so vapidly naive, it's laughable. No one, even someone supposedly raised in a convent school as the heroine was, could be THAT unaware. There are nude sex scenes--lesbian, menage a quartre, orgy--making this soft-soft core but that's about all it has going for it.There's little of the usual blood and gore of a vampire film--the vampires chews, rather than merely bites--and not much of anything else except the titillation of the nudity. Other than that it seems to have had a heavy dose of apathy.A disappointment and a waste of talent and viewer time...but it did make me nod off so I saved on sedatives.
zambonilord
There is only one reason this movie was made, So that Alyssa Milano could show of her post, Who's the Boss, Breast implants. Seriously, this movie vampire lore doesn't even try to make sense. A vampire who was sired back in Playboy's version of the Renissance, By three vampire chicks with Blow dried hair and modern day tattoos. He's lived for a few hundred years and now that he's seen Alyssa Milano he MUST have her by her 18th birthday, or he'll die literally. Which kind of sucks. I had no idea Vampirism had an expiration date.In the end the lesbian Photographer scene IS the movie there is nothing else to see, the Photographer is the most interesting character and does not get enough screen time. And Alyssa Milano's breasts are very nice.PS: I will also just say this now, (SPOILER) Jeniffer Tilly WAS the vampire, She wasn't a servant, she had the same tattoo and disappeared after the jump cut. Congrads you just jerked to gay soft-core.
vivekram789
There is nothing here for the storyline or plot. Watch it for the beautiful boobs and butts and some sex, with a lot of sensual kissing.Beautifully taken with that respect..Lets see..A lot of great looking girls in action with Alyssa herself exposing almost everything..you can replay those scenes again and again for sensual pleasure.. otherwise this movie is a worthless junkCould have been a lot better..A better plot with more sensual action would have made it a better choice to look out for..
nikkimail
Um... Did anyone else find Martin Kemp's performance as a vampire weak and scary in a bad way?? I'm not talking about jumping out of my seat with horror scary either. I wanted to laugh actually and I'm pretty sure some others did too. I'm so used to seeing Martin Kemp playing Steve in Eastenders that I practically fell off my chair with laughter when I saw that he was 'Vampified'.Also, does anyone know where I can get a song from the film from? I liked a song called 'One Desire' by Claudia Kaleem and I can't seem to find it. Not to mention that she seems non-existent! Her voice is quite beautiful and the lyrics grabbed my attention from the first moment I heard them. i am quite anxious to find the song, even if I have to buy the soundtrack to the film or even the film itself! Please help me! I am not putting the film down or anything because if you look really hard at the actual film, you can see a quite romantic storyline but it needs quite a bit of work.
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