werewolfgal13
I saw this flick at DedFest and am sorry to say it was the worst film of the festival. I really like biker/exploitation films and was sorely disappointed by this one. It's shot in the tiresome fake grind-house style way which was so in vogue 10 years ago and has a lot of AfterEffects filters piled generously over it. There are some cute boobs bouncing through the film and the occasional decent gore effect but neither of these redeem the film. The dialogue is high-school levels of "edgy" and the actors (save Laurence R Harvey doing his best Poirot impersonation) are all varying shades of terrible. Unlikeable and insipid not even a couple pints help this clunker.
YourMovieSucks666
Frankenstein Created Bikers is all about excess. Excess blood, gore, puss, explosions, nudity, near non-stop laughter and violence. A completely off the wall, no holds barred smorgassboard of absolute cinematic enjoyment. People blow up when shot with revolvers, gore is splattered at least every couple minutes once it gets past the first two minutes. It is so freakin' good that I think my eyes fell out and had an orgasm due to the cinematic bliss. The film begins with kids in a van going to the woods and you think oh crap not again but they die right away by a monster! Then we get drug addict zombie bikers, mad scientist, bounty hunters, strippers with guns, fetuses, body pits, roaches and a talking friggin' head!Chainsaws too! This is one bloody gory deathfest. It has the best suicide ever put on screen and a woman actually rams her dead kid back inside her! I couldn't believe it and you won't either. There is so much nudity it is insane and profane. No rape either. They don't take the cheap way out but still bring a new shocking vision. It is shot with some many different styles of horror films and set- ups the non-stop violence keeps getting more complicated and interesting. Did I mention how damn funny it is? In a new way too. It doesn't take itself hipster serious but knows why you are there and what you want to see. There are no words in the history of mankind that can help me explain to anyone the insanity that is displayed in Frankenstein Created Bikers. This is exactly the movie that Hollywood needed to have kicked up it's butt. Sit back, relax, and prepare to have your head explode! Go see it now or you'll regret it!
Sarah Knox
There was no doubt in my mind that Frankenstein Created Bikers would be awesome. I have just returned from a advanced showing of the picture and will have to say I am completely satisfied with this great film. The audience was cracking up and cheering and it made the entire experience more memorable. This is the kind of film where I will always remember the first time I saw it. It delivers an original story with one of the most satisfying endings. The women are gorgeous and the men are all ugly. Yet everyone is really cool, tough and fun to watch. 10/10 is the rating I give this film. I recommend this movies to anyone who is a lover of films.
Christopher_Giroux
Saw the Canadian premiere for "Frankenstein Created Bikers" at SHOCK STOCK and let me tell you this was one of the most fun experiences in theaters I've ever had! This is the The Ben-Hur of Exploitation film, a 2-hour epic filled with blood, breasts, guns, gore and oh so much more! If Grindhouse \ Exploitation films are your cup of tea then you need to see this movie because you have never seen anything like it! Huge Hats off to Ellie Church, Tristan Risk, Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, and Laurence R. Harvey epic performances! James Bickert awesome job, sometimes the jokes or gags were so back to back i was still laughing or in awe I'd miss the next thing! This demands a second watch and I can't wait to grab it on Bluray when it comes outWarning NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH!
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