Platypuschow
With a title that includes Lady Mummy you knew this wasn't going to be award winning stuff and that assumption is somewhat of an understatement.With a porn star antagonist a cast with such little talent it feels like you're watching a 3rd grade nativity play and sfx done by monkeys there really isn't much going on here in Isis Rising.Considering the titular character is a porn star the movie doesn't even have anything in the way of T&A which was surprising.Cringe inducing "Horror" at it's worst, no consistency, poorly made and with no redeeming features.The Good: I'll get back to you on that one The Bad: The acting, especially Priya Rai The awful sfx Things I learnt from this movie: You can get stabbed in the stomach repeatedly and still have absolutely no wounds at all on your corpse Painted on bra's were all the thing in ancient Egypt Isis's god powers merely blind humans but are powerful enough to not only kill her but those around her as well
Gloria
Dear God... this is one of the worst things that I have ever watched. Everything about this movie is awful. Everything. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. I'm beyond words, actually. There's so much wrong with this, that there's nowhere I can begin. Just please. Please. Please for the love of humanity, do everything possible to avoid this garbage. The beginning so horrible, that I thought, "Well, it can't get any worst than this..." I was wrong. The graphics are horrible. My three year old makes better effects with crayons. The director/writer/actors/editors, obviously have no shame... by releasing this madness unto the public, it proves that anyone will do anything to make a buck. There are no mummies. There are no actors that deliver any good lines. The script is horribly written. This is just awful in every way imaginable.
Patrick Mason (lordplayboyman)
This Movie has absolutely ONE THING going for it: Priya Rai.The acting in this movie is terrible: no skill or craft at all. Troma Films have better actors than this drivel. The ONLY exception is Priya Rai.For those of you who might recognize that name, she used to be a adult film star, and recently retired from porn to do more non-adult films - SHE made more of an effort than anyone in the film to act and didn't look too cheesy doing so in the process. Since this is her first non-adult film, I'll go easy on her, and it's the only reason I give this movie a 1-star - that star is for her. Even great actors started from the bottom.Beyond that: there is nothing else going for this film. There is no need to give you any spoiler warnings, because the bad acting, bad "Sound effects", poor lighting, and abysmal "Special Effects" completely make you lose interest in the entire film.Watch the film to see Priya Rai in a very tight "outfit" for a "mummy", and as soon as you do, return the movie back to the video store, and ask for your money back.
weetsy@hotmail.com
Ms. Rai appears on screen for less than 10 minutes, there isn't even any real nudity! In the first scene her brazier is painted on, but that's as close as it gets. There's some relatively good looking women, but they are not interesting characters nor do they "keep it interesting" in other ways. Don't even fast forward through this one looking for the good part, because there isn't one. The crappy, "serious acting" Sasha Grey vehicles were better than this. Ms. Rai could have a very lucrative career as an executive in the field that made her wealthy and famous. Why she feels the need to release something like that that no one is particularly interested in and that makes her look worse than she than she did in her previous career, as she was quite well suited for and talented at it, is beyond me.