maxmages
I do not know what she thinks worse movies in which all people are hypocrites or bohemians with a fourth that he talks about environmental protection and peace.
Everyone in this film is disagreeable egoist, everyone in this movie does a lot just to help themselves or to feel better themselves.
The damned around environmental terrorists who do not mark them with that they could do him more harm to the human world with their behavior than climate change ever could do, I damn city folks and festival organizers who do not notice that they harm more with you from behavior The flora and fauna could do anything that climate change could do, and even the filmmakers because they felt it necessary to recycle everything in this film, including the dialogues, to Greenpeace.Visually one of the best made lines has movies because I actually have a real afloat here and we have done real thing in the movie. Most Szettin only shoot a good start and / or a good ending scene and 90% of the rest of the time the characters can sit around, run around and get discussed.
Although I do not know why all the heart look like as if only three people would have worked then or why because in this movie I look like a porn actress and continue to feel parts of the film like the teeth between a porn movie.
But the beating see us then doctor who comes to the city to investigate the snakes have conjured a smile on my face.On film is actually quite alright the end but annoying otherwise you really get the impression of a porn to cut out the sex passages for a table movie seven points just right.
wes-connors
In the Florida Everglades, animal rights activist Debbie Gibson (as Nikki Riley) appears to kidnap caged snakes and return them to the wild. "That woman's got a thing for snakes," notes one redneck. She is the opposite of park ranger Tiffany (as Terry O'Hara), who sees the snakes as a threat to local wildlife and orders hunters to kill them all. Debbie wants them to let nature take care of the problem. Tiffany wants to help nature along. The snakes eat alligators, so Tiffany decides to feed steroid-injected chickens to the alligators. When one eats the other, they should all die. Instead, they mutate into monsters. None of it makes much sense. Even before being fed bad chicken, the snakes get big and start attacking people, like Tiffany's cute boyfriend...Debbie blames Tiffany...Tiffany blames Debbie...Former daytime TV star A Martinez (as Diego Ortiz) arrives to help. He is a scientist, reptile expert and pilot...Alarmed by the size and viciousness of the alligators, Mr. Martinez wants to stop a local fund-raiser. Forgetting all about her friends being killed, Tiffany wants the event to go on as scheduled. Meanwhile, Debbie sees a friend eaten alive. You'll have to see if they can put aside their differences for diva friendly director Mary Lambert, and save the park. Tiffany and Debbie were pop recording stars in the 1980s and each contributes a new song to the story. Appropriately, the songs are snake-themed. The Monkees' drummer and lead singer Micky Dolenz is a special treat. But the best part is watching a knock-down, drag-out fight between the co-starring singers, especially when Debbie straddles Tiffany and applies cake frosting to her cleavage.*** Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (1/29/11) Mary Lambert ~ Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, A Martinez, Kathryn Joosten
TheLittleSongbird
As I have said many times, I have made no secret of disliking most of SyFy's output. I kind of knew that Mega Python vs. Gataroid was going to be bad, and it was. However, because the concept was intriguing, it started off alright and because Deborah Gibson and Tiffany were decent, it is not as unwatchable as something like Quantum Apocalypse, Alien vs vs. Hunter or Titanic II.The special effects are crude-looking and in my opinion not used very well, as the film is often very silly and lacking in tension and atmosphere, while the camera work and editing are slapdash. As I said, Mega Python vs Gataroid has a good concept, it starts off well and has a quite enjoyable scene involving a meeting to save the everglades, but the sillier it gets the more meandering the storytelling becomes. The film is rushed, too short, has some really absurd dialogue and the acting excepting the two leads is painful especially from Micky Dolenz.Overall, although it is a bad movie, I can't bring myself to entirely hate it. 3/10 Bethany Cox
Erich Bennett
Wow so Megapython vs. Gatoriod. All i can say is that its the greatest movie ever LOL. This has it all:-hot scientists who think they know what they're doing but really don't-terrible graphics and dialogue-lots of guns-no plot-weird ass name for title-explosion at the end that solves everything-girl fight in waterand best of all -person hosting something that you know will get everyone kill denies problem or won't listenOh and by the way, Gatoriod sounds a lot like Gatorade. Just pointing that out.However, the main character guy didn't get the girl at the end. Wow very original. Nice one guys. But why didn't he? because he's a nobody? No, because once all the crocodiles and snakes are blown up from the explosion there happens to be just one snake head, yes just the head that eats her and then dies. And this is possible because it is backed up from an earlier scene when one of the scientists says that a snake's head can still survive for a short period of time without it's body. Makes total sense.
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