Woodyanders
We all know the drill by now: Seven young folks in a vintage RV venture into the woods for a weekend excursion. Naturally, they run afoul of a vicious psycho wielding a machete. Fortunately, writer/director Allen Wilbanks wisely doesn't take this tried'n'true hackneyed premise seriously; instead he pokes merry goofball fun at such familiar slice'n'dice clichés as the isolated backwoods setting, young adults marking themselves for certain doom by smoking pot and making out in a tent, cheap false scares, and a climactic revelation of the killer's true identity that's positively gut-busting in its jaw-dropping obviousness. Moreover, Wilbanks not only delivers gobs of deliciously cheesy gore and a satisfying smattering of tasty gratuitous female nudity, but also loads the picture with several silly flashbacks, draws the characters with some depth, and further spices things with a crudely amusing sense of blithely inane humor. Moreover, it's decently acted by an attractive cast: Shan Holleman as the forlorn Sabrina, Nelson Bonilla as arrogant and lecherous jerk Roger, Justin Geer as likable nerd Benji, Breanne Ashley as the assertive Brooke, Tanya Fraser as the sweet Nicole, Greg Corbett as the amorous Nick, and Diana Picallo as the brash Melanie. Lane Morlotte contributes a hysterically slimy turn as boorish and repulsive local redneck lout Jebediah. The uneven cinematography alternates between slick and grainy throughout while the lively soundtrack hits the cool rocking spot. Enjoyable tongue-in-cheek junk.
HumanoidOfFlesh
The plot of "Motor Home Massacre" is pretty simple:a group of seven young friends climb aboard a vintage RV headed for a fun-filled weekend in the woods called Black Creek Park until they encounter a night-vision goggled,machete-wielding psychopath.I must admit that I did laugh few times during the film.However the acting is horrid,the story itself is silly and routine and the gore effects are extremely weak.The characters are some of the dumbest in the horror genre history.Thankfully the last twenty minutes are a constant flood of plot twists and laughs.Unfortunately there are far too many scenes of the characters just sitting around and endlessly delivering stupid one-liners,so there's absolutely no suspense conjured up and sustained.The murder sequences are ineptly handled and there's not a single valid scare to be found anywhere.4 out of 10.
liberalblossom15
Seriously, I NEVER rate films this low, but this film really deserves it. The story follows seven young friends in a motor home who venture out into the woods on a camping trip. There they meet Nicole, who apparently witnessed the murder of a young couple on a nearby campsite the night before. Pretty soon (but not soon enough in my book) these annoying teenagers are knocked off one by one.Do not get the wrong idea - I am a huge horror buff. I really enjoy B-movies, which is why I rented this film in the first place. I wanted to have a cheesy good time, and kick back with my boyfriend. My God, was this film atrocious! The acting was terrible, of course, that is typical of B-movies. The script is very poorly written and the film seems to be in an identity crisis - should it be a horror film? A Drama? A Comedy? A Porno? - meshing many different ideas into one film. The storyline was decent but it was butchered much more than the many victims killed off. The characters are flat and the killer predictable. The bad effects had to be the worst part of this film though - I have seriously seen better gore done in home videos on YouTube.Overall, this is even a disappointment to B-movie buffs like myself. The only good scene is near the end involving the blonde girl, the killer and a heavy frying pan. If this film was made, I see no reason why all of the amateur horror directors on YouTube can't get paying gigs - half of their films are superior to this one.
volsme05
contrary to previous comments left about this movie by the very well "informed" movie goer lions gate did not produce the film and in truth had nothing to do with the movie until after the movie was filmed produced and released; however i can agree the film was very awful. Given the circumstanced of the film that it was filmed with all amateur actors that were all from the Atlanta area i thought it was decent in that respect. Also in the casting of Lincoln was a brilliant move on the directors part for Todd Herring. He brought an aura to the character and given his extremely white background he played the part of the wigger rather well. But i do not recommend the movie to anyone
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