wolfmun
I need a pleistocene pooper-scooper. This movie is flat-out awful on nearly every conceivable level: Script, acting, effects, believability, story etc...You may find yourself rooting for the poorly cg'ed sabretooth cat; hoping he'll kill again in order to stem the seemingly endless tide of awful dialog.I am sure that if the cat coulda talked, he'd have said "exit, stage left, for our careers, even" but alas...no such luck. It has been many years since I have seen a movie this bad.I wanted to give this a 0.5 because a 1 is a bit generous!
redhead9898
i thought this was decent. It has a good plot, good acting, it had two beautiful women. (Vannesa Angel and Jenna Gering) i think David Keith was a great actor,. it has some good action and suspense and lots of gore. But the effects get a F- because I think attack of the sabretooth had better effects but personally I think that Sabretooth is better then Attack of the sabretooth because it has more suspense. My Rating: Acting: B+ Gore: A+ Suspense: D+ Action: A+ Plot: B- Drama: F- Fakeness:C- Animation D- Overall: A- I would recommend this to a person who likes a good hero film that has bad special effects but is a great film. So I recommend!
MartianOctocretr5
Cheaply made Sci-Fi channel time filler which makes both humans and sabretooth tigers look like nitwits.David Keith and John Rhys-Davies are the only actors who you'll recognize, and for good reason. Everybody else look like they were grabbed from a middle school "Introduction to Drama" course, (which they all flunked). Even Davies struggles with the brainless greedy rich bozo cliché he is stuck with. How Keith kept a straight face amidst all this is anybody's guess.Somewhere, some scientist who saw Jurassic Park performs genetic restoration experiments or something, thus reproducing the imposing Ice Age beast, big teeth and all. The experiments fail to make the CGI monster look real, or to do a believable level of acting (well, he fits right in with his co-stars in that department). Keith plays a big game hunter who tries to hunt the thing, while your stock group of screaming group of stereotyped teens (nerd, jock, tramp, sexy intelligent girl, oversexed dumbbell guy etc.) camp nearby and say stupid stuff before they take turns getting munched. The hilarious scene of an idiot trying to fistfight/stab the creature is classic.Good for a laugh only.
James Prine
What is it with SciFi, when they produce films as bad as this? Why not concentrate on creating a decent movie for a change, instead of putting out a string of badly-written, badly-acted, illogical, even stupid, CGI crapfests like this one? The director and writer of this BOMB seemingly have nothing but contempt for the intelligence of the audience; the actions of the characters and their dialogue might be clever and entrancing to 6-year-olds, but for everyone else, AVOID THIS SCREAMING TURKEY, which is almost as bad as that other CGI nightmare "Blue Demon"...a film even Ed Wood would have been ashamed to be affiliated with.There is no need to go into detail regarding this particular farce; just remember every stupid, low-budget, idiotic, horrible film you've ever seen, and you have a good idea of how bad this thing is; the writer and director and most of the actors should be forced to eat their own intestines while viewing it, particularly the Rambo-type who gets his at the entrance to the mine.The only reason I could not give a lower rating to this BOMB is because no negative numbers were available.AVOID THIS FILM UNLESS YOU ARE A HARDENED MASOCHIST!
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