Leofwine_draca TERROR AT BLOOD FART LAKE is another moronic escapade from indie director Chris Seaver. Once again he gets a bunch of mates to hook up at a lakeside location, where they swap stupid one-liners and gross out comedy until the final, thankful closing credits. Half the cast hide behind masks and fake facial hair and you can't blame them because this truly is the pits, the kind of film made with zero redeeming features.

blitzitsolutions I must say I set the bar very low for this film when invited to watch. I did not expect to make it more than a few minutes before bailing. Well, I was surprised! It is corny as hell (phun intended) and silly as can be but for some odd reason I had to watch the whole thing. Made me laugh so much it was truly entertaining. Could be a great cult film like attack of the killer tomatoes but won't be on a big screen anytime soon. Funny lines, effects were cheap but done with a funny twist, and the actors were over the top but entertaining nonetheless. Probably need to smoke out before watching this one to really enjoy but worth seeing.

Tromafreak Oh my dear, sweet, Lord no!! No!! One Hundred Thousand times no!! What happened here? How many silly puns, wacky voices and pointless references to other movies does one need to make a worthwhile B-Horror flick these days? Seriously, I want an explanation. You understand, this isn't Ed Wood bad, this isn't H.G. Lewis bad or Lloyd Kaufman bad. This isn't even Ray Dennis Steckler bad. This is super bad, this is Seaver bad.We begin with reason to stop watching #1, meet Hambone. Go ahead, Hambone, say your name a few more times, Hambone, I'm sure it'll eventually be funny. No, wait, too late...Before his much-deserved demise, Hambone invited his friends out to his cabin for the weekend, most of which talk with painfully wacky voices, painful like fingernails on a chalk-board while A Night To Dismember is playing.Hambone's friends include 80's Guy, empty-headed 80's guy, outlandish Goth-Hog, eager-actress, Regular-Guy (frightrags.com), and of course, the host, Mr. Fruity-Fro, who is, by far, the highlight of the night.And I think there's even a storyline. A killer, or something. Yeah, some Scarecrow-thing, who always has something witty to say. The tagline is as follows, "One part Friday The 13th, one part Ernest Goes To Camp, and 3 parts cream cheese. A more appropriate tagline, you ask? "The ultimate sin against film-making!!"It makes me sick to even think about it. My B-Horror collection has reached an all-time low. In fact, some of my other low-budget Horror DVD's have a certain stench to them now, just from being on the same shelf. Come to think of it, my whole house stinks now. I heard about this Chris Seaver guy a while back. I was tempted to try out one of his earlier movies called Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, but never got around to it. Jeepers, I sure am glad, instead I bought the much, much more expensive Terror At Blood Fart Lake. I was so willing to give this Seaver guy a chance, because God Knows I love B-Horror, but this one is just too much to ask. Really uncool, Seaver, really uncool. To be blunt, Chris Seaver should be ashamed of himself, that is, unless he's in elementary school or something, in that case, congratulations are certainly in order, young man. But if you're in your 30's, like I suspect you are, then you owe me and at least a few other unfortunates a written apology, and a refund wouldn't hurt, but I'll settle for an apology. Regardless of what this guy's deal is, I still take full responsibility for my poor judgement, and not to mention, my wastefulness, I mean, with the shape the economy is in and all. With so many out of work, so many people having to do without, but me? I spend nearly $30 on a movie called Terror At Blood Fart Lake, which, come to find out, is a whole lot worse than it sounds. After this, I might just take a break from my B-Horror collection for awhile, in fact, the Highschool Musical Trilogy is sounding better and better. Thank's again, Seaver, thank's for nearly ruining my love for B-cinema. For anyone else who may dig the shlock, turn around, run away, and never look ba...Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I love this movie...A shocking change-of-heart.Alright, fine!! I'ts a good movie!! I don't know what I was thinking. My apologies to Chris Seaver and his talented cast, assuming any of you good people ever read my misguided hate from earlier. I'll admit, I got a little carried away with my original reaction, but after several more viewings, LBP actually won me over. I totally get it now, this movie is hilarious, this movie is a masterpiece, and I love everything about it!! Not only do I now plan on buying Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, but I am now going to make it a priority to add every Chris Seaver film I can find to my collection. At first glance, Terror At Blood Fart Lake may appear to be worthless garbage, but just give it a chance, and it just might prove to be worthwhile trash, and a future classic of Exploitation. So, just ignore the hate and check it out. Long live LBP!!! 10/10

paultagonist Well I was very pleasantly surprised with this movie. I had no idea what to expect, knowing only that it was a micro-budget movie and was going to be silly. All the characters are certainly unique from each other, pretty exaggerated and original. Yet most are stereotypes - we've got the fat goth chick, the d-bag guy from Jersey (who wears a Britny Fox shirt with cut-off sleeves!), and the close-minded redneck, to name a few. The Caspian character is especially a riot with his facial expressions, accent and vocal inflection. There's so many random lines of quirckily outrageous dialogue (most of it dirty) that that fact alone keeps you tuned in. I laughed out loud at least a dozen times.Now, the plot isn't very thick, in fact, it barely exists (but who cares): Some kids go up to a cabin for the weekend and begin getting attacked by a guy in a mask. The description on the Low Budget Pictures webpage even says "Witness deaths the likes of which you have TOTALLY seen before and better! One part Friday the 13th, one part Ernest goes to camp and 3 parts cream cheese." The special effects are crap, though decent by micro-budget standards. There's a little nudity, when one skinny gothy-girl takes off her top.. though I would've liked to see Ashley Sawyer (played by Nichole LaRoche) do it instead.All in all, this movie's a riot, and I recommend it to anyone wanting a good laugh.