Spikeopath
The Magnificent Eleven of the title are a bunch of boozy amateur league footballers, they are so bad that scoring one goal is seen as the equal of winning the World Cup! Unfortunately because they are so bad they can't get sponsorship and are about to fold. That is until a raucous night at the local Indian takeaway results in the saving of the team. But lurking around with menace is local thug American Bob, who along with his henchman are putting the squeeze on the restaurant for protection money owed.Paul Barber is the manager, Keith Allen is the captain and Sean Pertwee is the star player! That's enough for British film fans to know just what sort of film this is. In truth in spite of its snazzy cast list, it's not very good, the attempt at making a play on The Magnificent Seven, with Robert Vaughn turning up as American Bob, never really works. However, for football fans, and especially those that have played Sunday league footie, there is charm to be found and some genuine laugh out loud moments. Only a Sunday league player in Britain could understand why a team called Real Sociopath is genius funny.A select audience only for this one, non Brits need not apply. 5/10
drobison-793-939911
Oh dear! I wanted to enjoy this film as I like British comedies, football and Keith Allen. However, some of the acting wasn't the best and there wasn't enough depth. Plot lines could have been explored a lot more. I would have liked a more feel good soundtrack too.I'm afraid my husband and I were both reminded of the B moves we used to watch in the 70s. Though they were more enjoyable as shorter and were what they were!If they gave it a revamp and started again I would give it another chance though!
steevandkay
The Full Monty its not. This is a truly awful film.It is plodding, predictable, hackneyed, clichéd, totally uninvolving, unbelievable, and just not funny. I am frankly staggered at the waste of talent on show here, and I can't believe anyone can call it an "excellent" film.On the contrary, its a complete waste of my time, your time, and theirs.How on earth it got past the initial stages is beyond me.There's far superior films out thereDon't buy or rent it.
Drjohngulliver
Cowboys, Indians, Bandits.Good versus the bad. Indian restaurant and arranged marriage cliché.Drunk man and failing marriage cliché.Keith Allen in man not letting go of youth via 70s car cliché.Pretty girl and Indian boy not supposed to get together but so alarmingly better looking than rest of cast it was inevitable cliché.Crap Full Monty nude 11 men detained in bus cliché.Crap fight scene rendering entire build up a laughing stock.Gary Linnekar.Avoid. It is poop. It was not good. Avoid.
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