Rainey Dawn
Mother Nature and Father Time decided to create Wongo a long time ago. Wongo has 2 groups: 1st group is of nothing but beautiful women. 2nd group is a couple days walk away and consists of brute men and ugly women. Mother Nature narrates the story of what happened.So there are some cute prehistoric women wearing a lot of make-up and their hair is fixed just perfectly with lots of hairspray. There are plain-jane women and ugly guys. OH and some parrots rolling around doing stupid pet tricks. Everybody runs around doing stupid things while saying their lame lines. The End.The film really is not worth the father time to watch. You'd be better off walking outside to view mother nature and birds flying instead of rolling around. Yes this film is a true dud.1/10
MartinHafer
This film begins with a tribe of angry cave women running around with primitive weapons. However, there really only seems to be about a half dozen ladies--hardly a tribe as they put it. All the women have permed hair and look little like primordial beings, but no matter.When they meet the men, they mostly beat the crap out of them--sex seems to be the furthest thing from their minds. Eventually, nature takes its course and you can guess the rest of the story! The men, oddly, live in a tribe of only men--which begs you to ask "how did these people get born if the tribes never interacted before this film?"--a very good question indeed.As far as the story goes, the characters all speak in cave man talk but there is a cheerful narrator. Unfortunately, like all cave men epics, its hard to maintain any sort of pace when the people mostly fight, grunt and fight some more. There's really only about 10 minutes worth of material here and stretching it out to over an hour makes this very low-budget film tedious and sleep-inducing. At no point is the film fun or interesting--just a lot of silly ranting.
unbrokenmetal
This 1950s bad movie classic takes us to Wongo, a tropical place (shot in Florida) where the women of Wongo have trouble with their men. When a very, very handsome stranger tells them about a place called Goona only a few miles away, where very, very handsome men are looking for beautiful companions, they are quick to consider their options...I think the scene when the daughter of the king pretends to be engaged in a "life-or-death struggle" with a small rubber crocodile must have been worth the admission fee alone, although the talking parrot made me cringe every time... must be on screen every 5 minutes at least. The "leopard skin" jungle outfits of the 1950s are naturally nowhere near what Tanya Roberts was allowed to almost wear in the 1980s, so I wonder how hot "Women of Wongo" really seemed in the 1950s? As far as the male models (the word "actor" would be out of place) are concerned, one of them actually rose to stardom afterwards: Ed Fury became Ursus in the Italian cinema series.
ccasey-1
This is a . . .great movie! Yes, that's right. If you're looking for better acting, check out the Spring Shakespeare production at your local high school.However, if you want to see some sexy women as they were portrayed in the 1950s, start RIGHT HERE. Not only do you get to see voluptuous shapely figures and attractive faces, but hey, at one point a gang of spear-wielding women drive two would-be rapists to their deaths. Then they tie up men and make them march. 1950s Betty Friedan! Right on! There's even a girl fight in the sand; a precursor to our sexually provocative modern-day mud wrestling and wet T-shirt nights.I'll take this over that Spielberg crap any day.To enhance your experience, get a copy of the Tube's Wild Women of Wongo, a great song on their gold seller Outside Inside album. Play this music on your stereo in continuous loop mode simultaneously with the movie soundtrack.By the way, you can watch the movie for free at http://video.google.com/videoplay? docid=1694106186353825572& q=type%3Asv_classicmovies (remove the spaces in this URL)
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