FountainPen
This hideous attempt at making a motion picture has to be a contestant for the worst movie EVER ! I can find absolutely NO redeeming feature in this trash. It has obviously been made by a group of juveniles who THINK they know far, far more than they do. They need to grow up, LEARN, study, watch a few hundred classic movies, and then they will realise what a piece of serious crud this flick is. For the first five minutes or so, I thought that someone must have recorded a home movie on to this DVD, which was part of a bulk lot I bought on eBay. When I saw that in fact it was the beginning of the movie, I cringed and almost threw up. It is painful to watch this, painful ! Please do NOT waste a moment of your time on this garbage. You have been warned! Rated 1 because a zero is not available to me.
Woodyanders
Oh, goody! Just what the horror genre needs: Yet another hackneyed zombie opus done with a tired pseudo-documentary "found footage" angle ala Cloverfield and The Blair Witch Project. Well, this one strikes out something rotten in every possible way: Flat and sloppy (non)direction by Sergio Myers, zero tension or creepy atmosphere, cruddy and unconvincing CGI blood, annoying wafer-thin characters who spend way too much screen time yelling at and bickering with each other, a tediously drawn-out build-up, monotonous profanity-ridden dialogue, nausea-inducing hand-held shaky-cam nonsense, poor acting from a lame no-name cast, a trite government conspiracy subplot (yep, the government's behind the zombie outbreak), a forgettable score, and, worst of all, the pathetic wannabe cool and macho titular leather coat-clad zombie butt-stomper (a hopelessly wooden third-rate Big Arn impression by Joseph Aviel). Token name thespian Patrick Kilpatrick tries hard as an evil colonel, but he's unfortunately fighting a game, but vain uphill battle that he just ain't gonna win. To add further abject insult to already appalling injury, the use of multiple camera set-ups and different camera angles totally undermines the credibility of the whole faux documentary aspect of this turkey. Reportedly shot in a mere four and a half days without a script, this one's the absolute pits.
ginny67-898-742173
Terrible acting, shear stupidity. Worse than the Blair Witch. I puked because I ate Felato with this and the camera was ALL OVER, loud screaming. My next door neighbor looks scarier than these zombies and has better make up. If your feces could make a film, it would be this. It takes half the movie to get to a zombie. If stupid could be defined by a movie, this is the movie that would define it. I think it is the worst movie I have ever seen in my lifetime.It doesn't even make sense. Its like a bunch of really dumb teens smoked a lot of crack and decided to make a movie
zombie-32
Wow First off I enjoy a) horror movies b) b-grade movies (or lower), and c) b-grade zombie flicksAs for spoilers - it is a massive whale sized pile of crap of all the bad film crap I have self abused by watching this in in the top 20 in at least No. 15 positionThe acting was varied from bad to insipid. Sorry guys and gals you may have put some effort in but you should not have skipped acting school. many seem to have enrolled themselves in the Charles Bronson School of emotional acting but failed due to lack of range.There was a script? I thought they were just drunken ad-libbing their lines.Directing? there was?Cinematography at best had a half arsed effort by someone who had heard of a movie camera. There was clear on the job learning as no previous training could be seen.
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