jebus-crisp
Over rated as the worst movie of all time, it's bad. But there are worse.
FritzTheFuckingCat
Why does some people like "trash" movies? Generally, these films have a kind of adorable goofiness that makes them cult objects. Be "Plan 9 from Outer Space" or "The Room", you will find that movies like those are very entertaining despite their numerous flaws. Well, this isn't the case here. "Troll 2" has everything that makes a movie a "trash" exemplar - badly written plot and dialogue, nonsensical motivations, poor acting and bad editing. But if there's one thing that movie is completely devoid of, it is charm. Even when a character seems to be more or less funny, he will make something very distressing - like screaming for an entire fucking minute - and then you will hate him for that. The screenplay is based around pure convenience, there's no buildup or psychological construction (who need that shit, anyway?). Some scenes are cringeworthy, but not in a "funny" manner, just very bad ones, while others doesn't advance the plot in any way - but I think i'm being foolish here, as there's fucking nothing to advance. Well, let's talk about the acting now. Oh, fuck it, there's no acting here, just a bunch of people overreacting or not reacting at all about any stuff. Have you ever seen any mexican telenovela? Did you find the acting on it bad? Here it's worse, that's all you need to know. Not even the soundtrack is worthy a listen. Following what seems to be a trend among some "trash" classics, the songs doesn't have anything to do with the sequences they accompain. The veredict is that you will laugh here and there while watching this piece of crap, but most of the time you will wonder why this shit lasts so much if the duration is only something like 100 painful minutes.
Talon Jensen
Worst movie I have ever seen, but once I learned the background story, I just had to go back and watch it again! The story makes it so much more fun to watch!The Italian Director and his wife wanted to make a "serious" movie about the perils of vegetarianism because they were outraged that some of their friends had become vegetarians.Filmed in Utah, the crew speaks only broken English at best, the only one who speaks English is Laura Gemser, a former porn star, who was tasked with extremely low budget costume design. So, the dialogue was translated from Italian into broken English and the cast, mostly Mormons who had never acted, were commanded to say their lines as written, even though they offered to correct the English.This info is all over the Internet and on Wikipedia.
gpostal
There are movie that are just bad and then there are movies so bad that they are good. Troll 2 is a bad movie but in the same time made me laugh for how bad it is and for bad i mean acting, costumes, story etc..,I don't know if the guys who made this movie were serious when they've made Troll 2 but they sure deserved 5 stars for the amusement.