GL84 After it gets lost in transition and escapes into the wild, an agent and a snake wrangler enlist a scientist's genetically-engineered snake to battle the indestructible snake loose in the wild before its owner tracks it down and kills it.This is one of the more cheesy yet entertaining creature-features around and manages to get a lot right. One of the many positives here is the film's high cheese factor that comes into play here, starting immediately and then continuing along throughout here. The idea of tying in the snake's release in a blazing fire-fight from its handlers with a wrestling match that plays off the two snakes out hunting in the rest of the film which starts this and gives it a great base for the later cheesy scenes in here that is based on a very clever premise about how the two snakes come into the storyline. Instead of having the two snakes being in a jungle and them fighting over territory, this one has the python being shipped in for a big game hunt only to have it escape and the government recruits a captive boa to track the snake. This is a pretty clever new idea and makes for a skew of new ideas all from the cheesiness of this one. This also leads into the fun fact that this one contains as much action as it does, with creepy and immensely cheesy series of battles out in the woods concerning the hunters trying to track down the giant beast but getting slaughtered pretty handily, a slew of rather intriguing one-off attacks as the snakes are let loose in the forest as well as the power-plant to a pretty chilling underground tunnel encounter that has a lot of creepiness as to when the creature will come out leading to the big battle in the equipment room and then down into the tunnels below-ground and a truly cheesy and exploitative sequence in a dance club that really could've only been pulled off in a movie like this one due to the rather dumb nature of what happens overall as well as the resulting chaos that erupts from the scene when it starts attacking the attendees and gets to really up the body count before it gets to the final showdown between the creatures. While the frequent nudity and cheese make it somewhat exciting, there's still a few problems to this one. One of the bigger problems here is that the film is mostly bloodless and doesn't have any really creative deaths for the victims and doesn't really have anything really stand-out for its kills. The film does have a pretty high body count, but all are killed in pretty dry situations as there is an almost total lack of gore in the movie. The goriest death is actually that of the losing snake, but beyond that this one feels quite dry most of the time. As well, the fact that the CGI for this one is quite atrocious and really terrible doesn't help it much with the really stand-out pixelation used in creating the snakes being quite obvious. These here are what hold this one back.Rated R: Graphic Language, Brief Nudity, and Graphic Violence.

Bexxx_9942 While I was staying at my cousins house in the UK, his dad (my uncle) had Apple TV at the time and this "movie" was on the list of movies to rent.We watched the trailer and thought it would be a real good laugh so we rented it.And I have to say I have never wasted money on anything so bad in my entire life!It was:1) So cheesy it was unbelievable 2) The script... awful 3) Special effects were like special effects from the 1940's 4) Incredibly boring, (the entertainment 'tag' on Apple TV was SO misleading)-Rebecca

ConservativeCat by making me truly appreciate the power of a horrible film. This was the first poor film I saw, but certainly wasn't the last."Say, Billy! I hear you want to make a movie. Well, sit back and I'll give you a few pointers about movie making: Your female protagonist should be sexy, and, if possible, loose her top at least once during the film. This will keep your bored audience at attention, waiting for another possible slip. Well, if they're male. Millionaires are idiots, all of them. Remember, they may have displayed some prowess making their fortunes by their late 20s and early 30s, but it was all luck. Leave a few questions unanswered, and try to stuff a sex scene in somewhere. Running out of money for your budget? Buy off a few minor folks to serve as actors. Models will serve. Beef up those graphics. Remember, the government is incompetent on how to deal with monsters."Seriously, this film deserves a place in your hall of fame. I originally watched it on the Sci-Fi channel, and, despite the poor quality, kept watching it in hopes that the lovely Jaime Bergman would show more of herself. It starts out somewhat believable. This rich young man (trying to pose himself as a tough guy) and his sexy, masculine girlfriend are hanging out. Eventually, the girl pulls out a gun, and the two of them hop up to boink. These two morons have a bunch of equally stupid friends who are all ready and willing to hunt a huge reptile, which is brought in from outside the country. Their posse is a bunch of clichéd, flat characters with nothing deeper than their accent and costumes. Over the course of the film, they all die, Jaime and a stupid snake raiser release a big snake to slither off and slaughter the enemy snake, the Python. Well, it ends up with one guy with a flame thrower killing some folks for no reason, getting eaten, then the Python dying in a subway. The Boa just kind of disappears.Ultimately, this film ends up being on a flimsy basis, with some crappy acting, poorly developed characters, and a more or less "by-the-book" storyline. By which, I mean, good guy gets the girl out of his league. This is all complete with the normal incompetence of FBI and government agents, since civilians are much more able to deal with a major crisis.It's all just a reason to show two snakes fighting each other. Over all, there were four valuable things I took from the film, and carry with me.1) A nice bikini shot, and some brief nudity.2) Every Sci-Fi Channel movie follows the same basic plot, and are chocked full of red shirt characters.3) A fun new game to play with my girl friend. ("Hey, how do you catch a 100 foot snake?" "Get a bigger snake!" (By the way, the Boa, who was supposed to capture the Python, was actually smaller... and the Python wasn't 100 feet.))4) An appreciation for crappy works of 'art', such as poor video games and movies. And for people who enjoy poor movies for the comedy, this gains around a 7/10. However, for the mainstream, 2/10

saotome_x I know this isn't the movie u all expected, but I'm a really bad horror movie fan and i must say this is really cool, u cant see it expecting an Oscar awarded movie, its just to hang out with your friends and have a lot of fun watching it, the scene when the python gives oral sex to the girl in the car is the best scene ever, I laugh for hours with that scene.I think that if u are a lover of the crappy horror films this is one u cant miss. Its not as funny as Frankenfish but its pretty cool though.The actors sucks, but u must keep in mind that is a low budget crappy film.