headhunter46 What can you say about a movie like this? There actually is a plot. That's more then I can say about a few of the movies I have watched in the last two years. Some thieves get lucky and manage to heist a shipment of American money leaving Europe. A million dollars worth! Back in 1964 that was quite a chunk of change. But the "lucky" thieves aren't so lucky after all. In the process of heisting the money, a guard is killed so all the police in the area are aggressively trying to hunt them down. They were smart enough to heist the dough, but not smart enough to keep it secret. They were talking too loud in the hotel room and were over heard by the manager who decides to pursue them and get the whole enchilada.Crazy things start to go wrong, the deserted island isn't deserted, people start dying and no one knows "whodunit". Of course some of the guys have to start a fight that smashes windows and breaks furniture but a bit later the glass door is intact. Two of the women get into a hair pulling cat fight on a boat, both fall in the water but as soon as we see Jayne out of the water, her hair is frizzy and dry as a bone while the other girl's hair is wet.The owner of the huge house on the island is definitely missing a few marbles and adds a bit of mystery to the movie. Cameron Mitchell plays the role of the tough guy and is probably the most convincing character in the whole mess. Jayne wiggles and jumps around like a party girl who doesn't seem to understand that there are some very dangerous people in the crowd. Close to the end you begin to wonder who really is the murderer?Another flub up is near the very end. One of the men is attacking one of the women because he thinks she is hiding the missing money. In doing so he is ripping off her shirt so she ends up in just her underwear. In one scene they turn so her back is to the camera showing a wide bra strap across her back with at least four hooks. Later, she is seen floating in the water face down with a very narrow strap across the back. I guess she stopped to change her bra before falling off the cliff.Those are a few of the things that make you groan. Some parts are so bad you have to laugh a bit. Dody Heath was actually quite cute in this picture and played a believable role as the doting, innocent, younger sister of a scoundrel.I rated it a five just because it gave me a few laughs at the absurdities.There was some gorgeous scenery and that building on the island was incredible. Lots of beautiful stone work and wood panels, and huge stairway. Really a grand old building.No Oscar performances here, just a bit of goofiness. Some will chuckle at this movie and finish it, others will leave about thirty minutes into it or just allow themselves to drift off to sleep.

MartinHafer This film begins with Jayne Mansfield rolling about in bed with money all over her. This seems to go on and on and on, as the only reason for the scene is to see this starlet in various states of undress. The film doesn't even pretend to be anything other than an exploitation film at the beginning--and it's obvious they only two things going for the film are hidden under Ms. Mansfield's towel.This is the story, believe it or not, of "Mr. and Mrs. Smithopolous" staying in a resort in the Mediterranean. Of course these are aliases, as it's Mansfield and her boyfriend. While she rolls in the dough, her man is busy laughing like a hyena while he's killing off his partner in crime. It seems that they have just robbed a shipment of old US dollars that are being returned to the States to be burned and Mansfield's beau doesn't want to split it with his partner. Eventually, the three end up on a supposedly deserted island--which turns out to have several people waiting. There, they wait until the coast clears...and one by one, people in this group start dying off mysteriously.The plot and action is VERY claustrophobic, as they spend almost all the film on this tiny island and this is bad because the actors are left trying to support the weight of the film. And, considering how bad the actors are, this is a chore they simply aren't up to. Cameron Mitchell basically spends the movie threatening and screaming while Ms. Mansfield does a great imitation of a brain-damaged bimbo (inexplicably, she claimed in real life to be a genius--this film will surely erase all doubts as to her intelligence or lack thereof).A skimpy plot and lousy acting--it's pretty obvious that this is a grade-C project from start to finish. Why some of the reviewers here on IMDb scored this one so high is beyond me. Stupid and dull.

boinnng I've just seen this! It was oddly compelling. My partner gave up on it in the first half hour, but I just HAD to see it all of the way through! As others have said, it's about three thieves on the run after stealing money that was to be sent back to the USA for destruction. What a strange yet wonderful film. It was obviously made towards the end of Jayne's career, as her star was falling...but she acts as if she was still on the A-List! But it's bottom of the barrel-ness makes it (and her performance) all the more interesting!The movie starts off slowly, but once the thieves make an open sea break for it (with hostage in tow) and end up on a kooky island estate run by a demented older woman, things really shift gears and it becomes very (unintentionally) avant garde! In this movie you get a way-past-her-prime Jayne doing her own thing (she truly seems to be in her own world while chaos reigns around her), an older woman with a few screws loose, a mysterious killer offing everyone one by one, Cameron Mitchell who never takes the time to wash off the blood and grime that is all over his face, a balding, monocled butler who looks like he's from a 2nd rate (3rd rate?) touring company of "SUNSET BOULEVARD", and did I mention Jayne? See Jayne dance! See Jayne in a cat fight! See Jayne roll around in her undies on a bed full of money! See Jayne in constant heat! See a hefty Jayne run wild on a strange island in nothing but a feather trimmed negligee, a black eye, and extremely bad hair! Just so strange! WOW! I got this movie on a cheapy double bill (the mind-numbingly awful "SHE DEMONS" is the second feature) DVD. I sought it out just for "DOG EAT DOG", and I was NOT let down (the DVD was ultra cheap anyway...). I just wish someone out there would RESTORE this movie. It's wild and I think it could develop a cult following! NOT for everyone--but take a chance!

Artemis-9 It is a pity that with badly edited bootleg copies, you no longer can enjoy to the full with the witty social criticism, and the psychological analysis of the characters as the original movie was intended to. Even a poor version (I got mine from the WWW as "Dog Eat Dog") you should not miss Jayne's great performance. She was not under the best directors, the richest producers, with the best casts Hollywood could afford - but she was a major personality, and she shows it everywhere: namely here, in this little, wonderful film - dark, so dark, as Jayne's life was going to be. Notable also for Jayne's only fight scene on a boat, and on the seashore, trying to escape a no-escape island.